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Assatopiosis

A disease in which you have random fingerprints on your shit.
My friend bob has assatopiosis
by Terry Conway January 20, 2007
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assatry

Assatry can only be used in two situations, yet the way it's used in a sentence may be identical in both:
When a situation is so incredibly bullshit that it has transcended into an entirely different form of ass.
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When one or more persons is continuing to do something so stupid its actually impressive.
"Stop that assatry right now young man, and sit the fuck down."
by Desht ree July 19, 2016
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assvats

assvats is the worst couple in the world
by narahc hater October 21, 2021
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satan's asswater

When something smells so bad that you can't take it, such as unwashed and moldy dishes, or a clogged toilet. In order to use such an unwieldy term though, it has to smell like a corpse injected with Iraqi sewage. Reeeally fucking bad.
"That skank's pussy smelled like Satan's asswater."
"I hate Marie's kid. He always smells like Satan's asswater."
"My foot is all swelled up and purple. Not to mention it smells like Satan's asswater...."
by disnywhite June 23, 2009
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assativities

Asinine + activities = assativities. When common sense and or activities that take place between two or more people go beyond the realm of complete and utter ignorance. The results are damaging to bystanders or passer byers.
Due to the everyday occurrence of assativities, all victims are searching for a new hole to crawl into.
by camon March 28, 2008
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Assrape

A traditional hazing ritual on new posters in the lounge forum at bluelight.ru. New posters with "leap before looking" attitudes, generally break unwritten and written rules of the forum, thus attracting massive negative attention. The public ridicule only becomes greater in strength if the new poster attempts to defend themselves, even more so if done emotionally. Any and every display of weakness or opportunity is viciously exploited in order to crush whatever spirit the poor victim may have.
The purpose to such outright attacks is two fold. It not only weeds out those who would not be able to withstand the often crude, rude and offensive nature of the forum, but it also hardens others into a state of shamlessness thus enhancing their contribution potential to the forum and future Assrapings.
example of assrape:

420nEwGUy69: y0! i'VE bEeN uP fOr eIGhT daZE NoW. sTr8 uP!

bler: you look like the type of person to do something as retarded as that
bler2: you know, if you didn't spank so regularly, perhaps you wouldn't keep bumping that capslock keys while typing.
bler3: fuck off back to your cave, troll! no one likes you. not even you mother likes you.
bler: yeah she told me between pounds in the ass and mouth.
by l2Fr September 14, 2008
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assramer

some who likes to ram ass
Hey you assramers lets go to my place
by Joe October 28, 2003
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