assitude

when ur attitude is that of an ass

Bitch got sum assitude
Word she's acting like n ass

by Jer Boi January 20, 2007

asset impairment

To physically harm a person with whom you have a disagreement; to seriously mess someone up so bad that they need to write off their assets; Other forms of word include: impair his/her assets, assets were impaired, FAS 144, etc. See Financial Accounting Standards - FAS 144 for more information.

If she doesn't keep her hands off my boyfriend, I'm going to give her some serious asset impairments.

If he doesn't shut up, I'll be forced to impair his assets.

I made her so mad that she FAS 144ed me!! Now I've got some material asset impairment!

by CPAchic April 24, 2008

Assiatu

Assiatu is a beautiful intelligent person and always is a great friend, but get on her nerves she will go all out.

person 1: heard of Assiatu ?

person 2: yeah shes bitchy.

by Booue November 4, 2019

Cockalytus Assitytus

When a huge cock enters your anal cavity and kills you by a slow and shit filled death. Refer to Mr. Hands for a better definition

Bob - Dude Suzy got Cockalytus Assitytus!
Steve - Oh dude that sucks.. Who did it?
Bob - Idk but he must have had a huge dick!

by A Cereal Kill3r March 9, 2009

nassy assitude

When someone is in a mean mood

You my friend have a nassy assitude!

by DarOsb July 24, 2016

assicity

when the lower portion of a female body, largely defined as 'lady lumps' shakes and bounces to the beat of a intense tempo song. other aspects of assicity include scandalous and/or scant clothing on (or not on) the chest and/or posterior

"Have you seen that new Shakira video?"
"DUUUUUDE, yes. Can you say assicity?"

by Chris n Jenn June 28, 2006

assatarians

A person who has a diet that consist of eating ass

He loves eating ass he must be a Assatarians

by Iac1988 November 7, 2017