ASSymetrical Information

When a woman can't hide her feelings for a guy. Usually leads to stalking and restraining orders.

She got that info for me, dog. She's a sophmore at UT and likes Lenny Kravitz. I can't miss.

by anon March 3, 2005

Miss Assmerica

The winner of the Miss Assmerica pageant. The Miss Assmerica pageant is held to determine which contestant has the best posterior and will be crowned Miss Assmerica.

Here she comes, Miss Assmerica!

Oh baby, you should definately enter the Miss Assmerica pageant!

This years Miss Assmerica was stripped of her crown today in light of several allegations that she has not shown her booty to anyone public or private in months.

by chopswood January 9, 2011

Assmel

When an individual has a foul scent or odor coming from the guch region.

"Damn! James has a horrible case of assmel"

by Bruno El Stinko March 27, 2008

assident

an accident involving one or more people being an ass

This guy was tailgating me for miles, it's no surprise we got into an assident.

by Ryan Taurant September 22, 2009

assident

When you wipe your ass and accidently touch your dirty anus with your finger(s).

Harold wasn't paying attention in the bathroom and had an assident.

by Michael L. Johnson March 30, 2004

assumed

Asumed means you think about something without knowing what the real answer is

I assumed we were having a test today

by Stephinie December 6, 2017

Assimilate

To fit in with the Americans around you or go the fuck back where you came from.

Nick to cab driver: "You just passed the turn you idiot.. you need to assimilate. I am not paying you an extra dollar. Here is $25.

by Golden Frog June 23, 2009