Asifa

Asifa is a small gurl who is very pretty and rlly annoying

Asifa is a cute girl

by ileum March 7, 2022

Assfluencer

A narcissist who pretends to go to the gym to workout but really just stands around filming her ass. Oftentimes they may falsely accuse unsuspecting men by setting their camera up in the center of the gym, so he has no choice but to glance in her direction.

Bro, be careful, that Assfluencer over there is just looking to Me2 some poor schmuck.

by Thewardenrules February 22, 2023

Assface

A verb. To marshal together a group to detain and subdue a person to the ground, while one asshole drops his pants, spreads his cheeks, and rubs his asshole across the victim's face. This act usually results in anger, or if the victim is a pussy, crying. Also causes intense embarrasment, not to mention it just plain smells like ass. Also may have the side effect of pink eye.

Ethan: Dude, you missed it! The whole wrestling team held down Dominic and I Assfaced him, it was fucking hilarious!

Kurtis: What did he do?

Ethan: He called us a bunch of crackers, then went home and cried.

by Poisonhole February 21, 2009

ASIF

an alternative combination of word and phrase for 'whatever'. When put into use, it can effectively confuse the recipient which in turn gives the speaker the upper hand

Charlotte: I win everything!
Chris: ASIF!That's the biggest joke i've heard!

by Chris 'The Great' Gregg January 28, 2009

assfly

Something that makes someone irritable and uptight.

What's his problem? Looks like he's got an assfly up his butt.

by blueguitar69 August 19, 2007

assfingers

Overweight bald men with thick eyeglasses normally contract this illness though it has been known to exist outside of this stereotype.
Also referred to as shitsticks, assfingers is an illness that causes the index finger and middle finger to smell like a shitty asshole. Victims of assfingers can quickly be discovered while pointing something out to you or offering you a stick of gum.

"Jee-SUS! That dude behind the counter gave me directions. He pointed the place out on the map and I leaned over to grab a closer look and WHAM!! He's got assfingers in a bad way. Thought I was gonna straight pass out, I swear to God!"

by DreamKing29 March 10, 2009

Assafinated

To be smitten by an Israeli.

He won me over with flowers, shawarma and laughter and his way with words. I'm simply assafinated.

by avivala July 3, 2009