Askar

A pimp and a nerd at the same time.

That pimp just got a 100 on his calculus test. What do you know? It's an Askar.

by Armin Ekhtiar September 16, 2003

Ansar

Ansar is an dancer and an extremely horny lad
Talks to multiple girls at the same time and loves to dance
Ansar is extremely smart and horny

Ansar is so smart
Look at ansar the dancer!

by Unknown20032003 March 8, 2020

Asparagus

A zodiac sign that indicates someone who is psychotic and irrational, typically a 15 year old horoscope girl. Used satirically by people who don’t believe in astrology against people who use their starsign as an excuse for being a bitch

Horoscope girl: “hey i’m sorry i cheated on you and fucked your dad but i’m an asparagus, it’s just how i am”

by $Memelord69 January 26, 2022

ascareded

being scared and afraid at the same time

I got ascareded when you told me you were flying into Bagdad!

by Jan June 12, 2003

Asparagui

the plural of asparagus

We cooked some asparagui for dinner.

by Velcia April 2, 2008

asparagus head

not a word. just sounds funny

u need a haircut. u look like an asparagus head.

by makiki August 10, 2003

Asparagus Syndrome

An unlucky cunt who is not only painfully autistic (asperger syndrome) but can't spell for shit (dyslexic)

He says he feels a lighter shade of yellow today but when I told him to write down "yellow", he wrote "hjsdf". He must have Asparagus Syndrome

by Aldy September 22, 2005