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Assasinate

a sexual reference.
when a man's friend is hiding in the closet maturbating while he's having sex. when the friend is about to come he runs out of the closet and shoots his load on the girl.
Assasinate: My boy Ben assinated Keri last night.
by brittaney May 5, 2007
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Assasaurus

A dinosaur with an abnormally large ass; also can be a name for an asshole or one who is being an asshole.
"Goddamn you are being a total assasaurus!"
by nunnya business April 30, 2008
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asparapuss

having your girl eat asparagus hours before you go down on her, resulting in a funky smelling AND tasting vagina
We had asparagus for dinner and afterwards, I went down on her and she had asparapuss.
by darthdano February 24, 2009
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ass assasin

Typically a faggot who's whole purpose in life is to bugger some poor young homo in the bunghole for his own selfish
satisfaction.
That Todd, he's nothing but an ass assasin. All he wants to do is plunge his pole into poor Jimmy's tight hamster tunnel.
by off the wall sicko March 19, 2010
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Aspartame

(Or E951) Is a sugar substitute, also classified as an "excitotoxin", found mainly in tea sweeteners such as Equal/Nutrasweet, diet drinks and sugar free products. Aspartame consists of 50% aspartic acid, 40% phenylalanine and 10% methanol.

Aspartame is known to be a very dangerous substance as many people have been complaining of over 92 different health side-effects after consuming it. Short term side-effects include headaches/migraines, dizziness, difficulty thinking and nausea, whereas long-term consuption of it has been known to cause diseases such as fibromyalgia, multiple sclerosis, blindness and brain tumours.

During digestion, the methanol breaks down into formaldehyde and formic acid which is then absorbed into the bloodstream. These two substances have the potential to break down the blood-brain barrier and destroy neurons and brain cells. Aspartic acid and phenylalanine are actually utilized by our bodies in small doses, but in high amounts, they are neurotoxic.
Diet coke drinker: "Here, u shud try sum of this, its shugger free!" 8^D

Aware individual: "Oh God no thanks, that contains aspartame, I'd keep well clear of that if I were you!"

Diet coke drinker: "lol, wots tha?" :S
by Gik130 July 3, 2009
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Asparagoseph

A term used to describe someone who is both a connoisseur of fine asparagus, and goat cheeses.
"Jesus Christ, dude! what kind of nerd would devote their life to becoming an asparagoseph?"
by Manza Zhubesh January 21, 2010
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Aspanic

If a person is half African or African American and half Hispanic; If you can't tell if someone is African or Hispanic.
"Is Jim of African or Hispanic decent?"

" I have know idea we'll have to call him Aspanic."
by Bito/andeits December 18, 2012
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