Asian

n. Refers to a yellow-skined and almost-closed eyes human who can do everything better than you.

My rival at the math contest is asian, im fucked.

by BernardoCastillo November 5, 2012

asiane

a bitch she a thot and not trust worthy

girl1: I can’t believe she did that
girl2: well she is a asiane

by taco bell me June 29, 2019

Asian

Person with dumb eyes and doesn't know how to drive

"does that guy even know how to drive?"
"no, he's just Asian"

by asians-with-swag March 26, 2013

asian

a smart person who is good at everything and if they get a b on maths their parents whip them with a belt. You have never seen and dumb asian, trust me, and all asians are successful

person 1: wow congrats u got 99% of your test congrats!!!
asian: wtf i failed my parents are going to kill me! I FAILED MY MATHS TEST
person 1: wtf is wrong with you

by your mum is gae haha nou September 11, 2019

asian

People who cant see anything, smell like soy sauce and that shit out massive dim sims made from doggos

damn pass the asian juice fagg

by black asian boy November 5, 2018

Asian

The one who have to spend real money in Clash Of Kings in order to win or build castle.

- I just bought 2000 gold to build new army!
- Are you Asian or something?

by D'Great October 13, 2016

Asian illumination

noun:
1. flushing of the skin or redness in the cheeks caused by acetaldehyde buildup after drinking alcohol.

2. THAT DRUNK GLOW!

some background:
Acetaldehyde is a toxin produced from alcohol metabolism that causes flushing and many hangover symptoms. Some people take longer to break down acetaldehyde and experience symptoms for longer periods.

-AT bayBEE

Non-tomato: Hey, you look as red as a tomato! Got that Asian glow?
Tomato: Yeeep, got that Asian illumination! ;)

by Pap¡ May 15, 2016