asphole

Kind of like an asshole, but they also have Asperger's

Matt just would not shut up during break time at work last night. He was being such a damn asphole

by MoronsPissMeOff May 4, 2017

asphalt sleeping

1- To pass out drunk / high in the street.
2- To snore after getting knocked out in a street fight.

1- "That guy was just laying next to his 40 can of beer asphalt sleeping."
2- "He got knocked out with just one punch. Now he is asphalt sleeping it off."

by SHP April 17, 2005

Asphyxiation

as·phyx·i·ate
to cause to die or lose consciousness by impairing normal breathing, as by gas or other noxious agents; choke; suffocate; smother.
noun
the condition of being deprived of oxygen (as by having breathing stopped); "asphyxiation is sometimes used as a form of torture"
killing by depriving of oxygen(sufficating)

that girl was asphyxiated when i chocked her! she underwent asphyxiation

by *^%& November 12, 2007

ASAP'er

A job or other task that needs to be done As Soon As Possible.

I left a memo on your desk. Deal with it right away--it's an asap'er.

by Douglas Goldstein January 21, 2005

Lollererotic Asphyxiation

When someone lols so hard they get aroused. They might lol so hard they die from lollererotic asphyxiation

It is important to have a spotting partner when participating in lollererotic asphyxiation

by brody the brodes, dr martin June 29, 2009

asphyxi-wank

The act of self-strangulation in both the literal and metaphoric sense - i.e. one hand strangling the neck, the other strangling the penis.

Can you come over to my place later? I want to have an asphyxi-wank, but I'll need someone to make sure I don't kill myself.

by mongger April 8, 2006

ASAP

As Soon As Possible

Please reveiw & decide to publish or reject my definition ASAP. Thanks :O

by HUMP DAY uno-dos-thress December 29, 2013