Ari

An annoying tech bitch obsessed with speakers and ruining people’s lives

Ari is a person.

by Uno Queen September 30, 2019

Ari

A non donor.

You are such an Ari.

by whtahoe November 18, 2016

Aris

A very nice person but can be mean and disrespectful at times. He tries is best and is mostly a class clown. Even if he gets on your nerves you always still wanna be his friend.

Your such an aris.
I wish I was aris

by Sheyal February 26, 2017

Ari

CEO of depressed gays

Me: to my toxic friend "Hi Emma!"
Her: "stfu Ari"

by Brouserious April 15, 2020

Ari

A girl who is the best of the best .
Says she's ugly but deep down knows she's pretty.
Eats heaps. Wotnot.

'Ari' use it in anyway I don't give 2 nutballs.

by 685rhepdhat April 14, 2020

Aris

Abbreviated rhyming-slang for 'Arse' ('Ass'), spoken by nauseating, self-important, east-London Cockney tossers.

Aris = Aristotle
Aristotle = Bottle
Bottle & Glass = Arse

nb: The words "Glass" and "Arse" ryhme when spoken in an annoying Cockney accent.

"Cor blimey guvnor, i fell right down the ol' apples & pears and landed on me aris, chim chimmeny!

by st0gey March 25, 2005

Aries

A 90 foot dildo

by Anonymous August 21, 2003