Armenian Glove

When five guys use a latex glove as a condom.

Too many guys using Armenian Glove's in the club tonight.

by Computermichael1 March 26, 2015

Flamin Armenian

While receiver a blowjob you light the pubic hair on fire and it scorching the girl, possible lighting her hair on fire, all the better.

I gave sally a flamin armenian and scorched her head and now she has 3rd degree burns and no hair, ill never tap that again!

by Zack & Dono February 19, 2007

armenian barbeque

the guy has the girls pussy in her mouth and suks on it then the girl pisses in his mouth and calls him a bozi txa

i pissed on harout he liked my pussy without telling me and i gave him a armenian barbeque

by steven babsy April 26, 2009

Armenian genocide

A systematic mass killing of millions of Armenians. They blame the Ottoman Empire of being the only cause of this tragedy while the Turks had literally nothing to do with it. Turkey agreed to open their archives with the Armenians to deal with this situation. If it is true, the Turks agreed to admit they caused the genocide. Turkey even invited extra counties to search their past too but the ARMENIANS refused because they know damn well that they weren’t going to find anything against the Turks. The Ottoman Empire had nothing to do with this situation. Because of the Armenians, Turkey has a reputation of « genocide ». All of this is fake.

-The Turks were the cause of the Armenian genocide

-no man, the Armenians set them up for no valid reason.

by Justsomegirlonthiswebsite November 17, 2019

Armenian Salad

The sexual fetish of cutting off your or her pubic hairs, putting them on one of her nipples, then ejaculating on it. Then the woman eats it off her own nipples.

My girlfriend has a stomachache today, because last night i gave her an Armenian Salad.

by PRAZO50 March 13, 2009

Armenian Squirt Gun

Where a man lays on his back and throws his hips forward thus cumming in his own mouth.

Jeff and I hooked up last night and when he was finishing he did the Armenian squirt gun.

by KhaosArkAngel August 2, 2016

armenian massage

When you go to get a massage and receive the unfortunate news that your masseuse is Armenian. Shortly after, a very large and domineering woman, usually named Hilda or Helga, walks in and places her greasy hands on the top of your back. She proceeds to massage you, but you cannot help but feel a third thing massaging you, so you look to only see her big floppy cock out, and it is actually massaging your ass. To not be viewed as homosexual, you tell her to get the fuck off and she proceeds to beat your ass and for the next two years your friends give you shit for getting your ass kicked by a girl.

Person #1: Man I heard you got an armenian massage.

Person #2: Yeah it fucking ruined my life.

Pape: Haha jerk. That sucks for you. Man my Porsche-a is so much better than your car.

Person #2: Hey Pape go suck a dick. And by the way, its Porsche and yours is broken.

by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006