Apple Faggot

Any hipster who blindly follows and supports Apple products even if they're shit, all because they secretly want to be in a relationship with Steve Jobs. Also known as the "Apple Fanboy Syndrome" or AFS, this very serious condition is common in the San Fransisco area and is most often seen in the many metrosexual (also known as Homosexual) students who prefer style over functionality. Little known fact: the disease is easily transmited to others and can only be cured after dealing with the Apple customer support or guarantee service. Also cured by purchasing any good hardware/software which isn't overpriced.

John: - Look there's Tom with his new iPad.
Jack: - He has AFS...
John: - What?
Jack: - Apple Fanboy Syndrome..
John: - Oh yeah he's an Apple Faggot!
Tom: - Look guys I've got the iPad!!!!!!! ;))))) :)))))
Jack: - Does it have Flash? or Multitask?
Tom: - Look I can flick through pictures with my fingers!!!!!!!

by vlad88667 March 13, 2010

Chinese apple

A pomegranate. Lovely red leathery-skinned fruit, with little bitty corn-shaped berry type seeds inside. The seeds are the edible part.

Me: "Let's go to the store and get a Chinese apple to eat."

Friend: "Don't you mean a 'pomegranate'?"

Me: "Well, we called them Chinese apples when I was little."

by Turkey Trot November 15, 2010

Apple Field

The field of magic that surrounds the Apple store which allows your computer-to-be-repaired to function perfectly when being shown to the Apple Employee, then refusing to do so back at home.

Dude, I went to the Apple store the other day, but the fucking apple field kept me from getting my laptop repaired!

by GrappleCare June 21, 2009

apple jodka

apple juice + vodka = apple jodka

aka "apple juice with a kick"

person 1: why does this taste so good?
person 2: dude, it's apple jodka!

by delishxo March 6, 2011

appidentally

Trying to select an app on a smartphone or tablet, but by touching the wrong icon, another app is selected. Instead of closing the incorrect app, the user finds the app pleasing and stays with it, forgetting the intended app.

"Dude, I thought you were going to text me!"

"I was going to, but I appidentally got Candy Crushed!"

by mindmeld March 13, 2015

apple smashing

The act of 2 men in scissor position while naked. Each man grabs his own scrotum thus creating bulging testicles. Then they proceed to self masturbate while banging their testicles together.

"What a crazy party last night, I saw two guys Apple smashing"

by rlafountain12 November 6, 2015

Apple Picker

An Apple Picker is when a Midget reaches up and grab/yanks on your balls

Eve the Midget was so small she had to get on her baby toes to Apple Pick Adam’s balls and the devil told her to take a bite. She is the most famous Apple Picker

by Krusty Krew Klub March 24, 2023