A pharse used to describe an extra martial afffair that you are hiding but are really out of the country.
by philipc76 June 25, 2009
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From the disappearance of Gov. Mark Sanford in 2009.
From the disappearance of Gov. Mark Sanford in 2009.
by Colby B. June 24, 2009
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1. A person from the southern part of the united states such as Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi who routianely shop at Walmart or K-mart without shoes on, cut off shorts, and Dale Earnhart t shirt that have not bathed and only use outdoor toilets.
2. A person who may have a sticker on the back of his pick up truck that reads in memory of Dale Earnhart or have a number 3 with a halo above it.
2. A person who may have a sticker on the back of his pick up truck that reads in memory of Dale Earnhart or have a number 3 with a halo above it.
Billy Bob is such a huge appalachian inbredignorainus. He went to Walmart to buy cigarettes, chewing tabacco, and tampons for his mom.
by Sir. McSexy Cockasouris May 17, 2010
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A: Where's Mark, his security detail and wife are wondering? B: Oh he's out Hiking the Appalachian Trail.
A: I hope he's wearing a condom.
A: I hope he's wearing a condom.
by Schnyper June 24, 2009
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A "plan B" when honesty just screws things up, interferes with the plans.
A getaway that is meant to be "without contact"
A "plan B" when honesty just screws things up, interferes with the plans.
A getaway that is meant to be "without contact"
"Honey, would you mind if I go to Argentina and screw my girlfriend?"
Her response: "No way are you going to see your little slut!"
"Honey what I meant to say is I need some alone time to fix this marriage I think I'll go {"Hiking the Appalachian trail!"}
"I won't bring my phone so I won't be distracted from my marriage saving thoughts."
Her response: "No way are you going to see your little slut!"
"Honey what I meant to say is I need some alone time to fix this marriage I think I'll go {"Hiking the Appalachian trail!"}
"I won't bring my phone so I won't be distracted from my marriage saving thoughts."
by Bison80 June 30, 2009
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Get the Apaul mug.During intercourse, you pull your member out and slam it into the brown eye of your partner. Term originates from hillbillies in West Virginia sneaking thier heat seeking meat muscle into thiers sister's fudge dispenser.
hey man! "why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"I pulled an appalacian anal intruder on her last night!"
"I pulled an appalacian anal intruder on her last night!"
by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009
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