Apocalyptic dingleberry means disastrous occasion where something goes wrong and then refer to them as a collosal fuck up.
"Omg Daniel you are a complete apocalyptic dingleberry for telling that girl you are a professional at milf hunting "
"Fuck , I can't believe the celtics , they lost again , what a bunch of apocalyptic dingleberries ! "
"Fuck , I can't believe the celtics , they lost again , what a bunch of apocalyptic dingleberries ! "
by nuartraws July 23, 2011
Get the apocalyptic dingleberry mug.When someone posts in their journal, blog, MySpace, etc... so much that it seems like they believe the world is coming to an end and they won't be able to post EVARGAIN.
by hilikusss February 18, 2009
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Something that is so good, that it ends up being really horrible. It's like a miracle that brings the apocalypse.
Wow! I ate so much of that great pie that I'm about to die from morbid obesity, what an Apocamiracle.
by UndeadMessenger January 14, 2010
Get the Apocamiracle mug.noun - friend who, unlike the antonym fair weather friend, is there through all the fire and brimstone moments in life. When a person is unwell, heartbroken, jobless, homeless or even had a day from hell this friend is patiently there through the worst of it. They are the friend to the end.
Following a bad break up and the death of a well loved grandparent, I battled with depression. My apocalypse friend wasn't phased by any of the hell fire or brimstone, they held my hand and led me through the worst of it.
by Red Gnomez September 27, 2013
Get the Apocalypse friend mug.Person 1 in 2020: "Why has this year been so shitty?"
Person 2 in 2020: "Because it's the Apocalypse, the world as we know it is coming to an end."
Person 2 in 2020: "Because it's the Apocalypse, the world as we know it is coming to an end."
by wugugugug June 6, 2020
Get the Apocalypse mug.When someone like Kanye West makes the cover of Time magazine's "The World's 100 Most Influential People" (April 2015 issue) ... society has officially reached a cultural apocalypse.
by Skylar01 April 17, 2015
Get the Cultural Apocalypse mug.To sleep with an ex or numerous exs in one night after a long period of time. Knowing it's a bad idea.
Leslee: Dude I slept with my ex after 6 years.
Daniel: Dude thats been a long time coming!
Leslee: Yeah its a cock apocalypse.
Daniel: Dude thats been a long time coming!
Leslee: Yeah its a cock apocalypse.
by dawoods October 21, 2018
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