Analnator

To give a analnator you must be wereing a leather jacket, black sun glasses, and have short spikes hair! Once meeting thous qualifications u can proceed to take your 6inch wide chode and put it in a asshole of your choseing, and streech it to unimaginable length.

Clench your ass cheaks together for I am the AnalNator!!!!!

by Ryfry February 2, 2009

dirty analisa

When you pee in a diaper and hide it under your pillow in a bag

I peed my diaper so I did the dirty analisa and put it in a bag under a pillow

by Greezy grim November 19, 2020

Analracnidphobia

The fear of while you are taking a shit you have the feeling a spider will crawl from under your toilet seat or anywhere inside the toilet and bite you on the asshole, usually prompting you to flush once or even twice before you sit down to shit.

"I was in the mall and had to use the public restroom but analracnidphobia hit me and I had to flush twice before sitting down."

by Redpeppuh October 23, 2012

Self-Analbation

The act off putting your own penis in your own rectum.

I found Matt performing self-analbation in his room the other night.

by Johnn Doey June 14, 2010

smashed analcado

The foul mess smeared around the anus and buttocks area after a heavy session of anal sex (often post-curry); resembling the consistency of smashed avocado.

She staggered to the bathroom, the air putrid, nursing a back-end smeared with smashed analcado.

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Analse

No. That would be oralse.

Analse is a grid of pancake bunnies dancing and spreading their anuses open in tune to some ironically ambient MIDI music.

Even oralse was more effective than analse.

by dj gs68 September 14, 2003

analeakage

1) An extremely wet fart; a shart.
2) The substance that causes skid marks.
3) The substance that gives farts a humid sound and horrid smell
4) The result of a colon blast

1) Ohh man I think I just had some analeakage
2) Dad's analeakage make meaty skid marks in his underpants
2) Holy Hell! That analeakage reeks!
4) Jimmy's analeakage just ripped him a second butthole!

by Jman December 21, 2004