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alarm cock

When you wake a girl by poking her with a hard cock.
Kelly: Why do you look so tired?

Erica: Sam's alarm cock woke me up early.
by wplv April 26, 2010
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alarna

Alarna; is a gorgeous and bubbly girl. She is known to be fun outgoing and really friendly she is he best person to befriend she will have your side till the end just don't get off on the wrong foot.

She usually knows what she is doing.
Hey it's alarna
by Spongebob no pants July 27, 2017
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Algaro

La fiesta estaba bien algaro!
by Algaringuilin December 13, 2018
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alarm shock

The shock of having to wake up a lot ealier than you normally would due to school after summer vacation.
Mmph, this alarm shock is such a drag! *falls back asleep and misses bus*
by Sid Barrett September 4, 2007
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Compton alarm clock

I got mugged downtown last night, but some cops gave the neighborhood a Compton alarm clock and the thug bolted.
by Oniichan~ July 24, 2009
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Lunk Alarm

A literal air raid siren that will go off at any Planet Fitness if you drop anything, grunt too hard, or "judge" others. Not only is it very annoying, but it also literally goes against the term "judgement-free zone" by judging the body builders that try too hard.
*drops a weight accidentally*
Lunk Alarm: WE ARE AT DEFCON 1 *begins the siren*
by Hardstuck Internet November 11, 2022
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alabama alarm clock

The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a woman up by sticking your cock in her ear.
Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.
by Alexander Marzec July 27, 2006
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