Alondra is a very lovable and kind person, but also EXTREMELY extra, and basic. Alondra will most likely buy 5 venti frappuccinos at Starbucks this week.
by AveragePerson04 May 14, 2018
Get the Alondra mug.The renegade province located off the east coast of Africa. Run by a group of Satanist I.H.M. nuns who have enslaved many peoples who aimlessley drifted to the island in search of food and/or shelter. Its leader The Dimick is notorious through out Africa as a brutal War Lord. Some have attempted to save the poor creatures trapped on this island. One man's name is Sung Bung.
Did you hear that someone ALMOST escaped from Aloysius but got shot in the head, ravaged my sharks, poisoned, impaled, and raped before he had a chance?
by Dan March 26, 2004
Get the Aloysius mug.A private boys school located under the harbour bridge and on the North Shore of sydney harbour. All boys here like to believe they are top shit. They all have small dicks and couldnt satisfy a girl if it was the last thing they had to do. Try to act macho but everyone knows they are secretly gay for each other. Enjoy lunch time fucks in the bathroom with each other and/or male teachers.
Guy 1: oh, i go to aloys.
Guy 2: OH SHIT. im sorry i dont like u that way (backs away slowly)
Girl 1: yea my bf goes to aloys
Girl 2: oh you poor thing! have u been tested yet?
Girl 1: no why?
Girl 2: havent u heard what they do in the bathrooms! ... those aloys boys
Guy 2: OH SHIT. im sorry i dont like u that way (backs away slowly)
Girl 1: yea my bf goes to aloys
Girl 2: oh you poor thing! have u been tested yet?
Girl 1: no why?
Girl 2: havent u heard what they do in the bathrooms! ... those aloys boys
by northshorebitch August 17, 2009
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by User111111222639264 November 11, 2021
Get the Alondra mug.The perfect example of tyrany. On our poor island we brave few are fighting an underground resistance. We have lost many great leaders and soldiers. Those of us still alive include our curent leader Don Hock and Sung Bung better known as Shil. He has been a profit to or poor morale and even speaking his name in the presence of our opressors ends with punishment. He is now and forever 1:45
English: What tha ell is Aloysius? Right O'
Deutsch: Wo ish Aloysius?
American: Our rebellion on Aloysius shall be under the command of the great Shil! No! *Bang Bang*
Deutsch: Wo ish Aloysius?
American: Our rebellion on Aloysius shall be under the command of the great Shil! No! *Bang Bang*
by Mike October 5, 2004
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