Expired Almond Water

Expired Almond Water is one of the variants of Almond Water in the Backrooms. It is Almond Water that has expired. It looks like normal Almond Water, but it "has green, blue, or white mold floating inside the bottle." "It smells like rotten milk with a hint of cheese" (The Backrooms Wiki)

Backrooms Wiki says it can cause

"Flu-like conditions;

Weakness in muscles, bones, and cartilage;

Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm;

Loss of Memory;

Insomnia;

General Internal Bleeding."
The wiki also says "Causes of death have also been reported due to the other symptoms."

Although Almond Water can expire, Almond Water in the Backrooms seem to not usually expire and just found in the expired form.

"Don't drink the Expired Almond Water, it can kill you"

by jmooroof May 7, 2022

The Spicy Almond

Just like how blowing bubbles is done, you're gonna cover the head of your penis in hand sanitizer. Then have your girlfriend hold a lit lighter in front of your penis as you cum. Your semen will then have the hand sanitizer mixed in that will be ignited by the lighter. Resulting in a sticky flammable substance much like napalm.

Chad 1: What'd ya do last night?
Chad 2: I just gave Jessica "The Spicy Almond" last night
Chad 1: Shit did you end up burning her?
Chad 2: Naw she just took it like a flaming shot

by shottymcshotface November 28, 2020

Send A Picture Of An Almond To A Furry Day

The day when you are allowed to send a picture of an almond to a furry. Everyone who you send an image of an almond to will instantly become a furry if they are not one already.

Person A: Why did you just send me an image of an almond?
Person B: It's Send A Picture Of An Almond To A Furry Day!
Person A: wtf I'm not a furry
Person B: you are now

by larg November 27, 2020

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

they are not made nuts, they are actually made fruits and those are the seeds of the fruits.

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

by bigdaddyyourmom October 12, 2020

almond-joy

When you cum in a black girl then stick your balls Inside of her.

"Man I love to almond-joy Monica,it feels weird on my balls though."

by Fusheggi November 12, 2014

almond tree

n. A tree producing the Almond Nut.
They are the single greatest threat to a shingle-based roof. Many people in Georgia suffer Virgin-Mary shaped water stains in their second-floor dining room because of leaks brought on by the Almond Tree.

"You better have someone come take a look at that leak. Even though it's shaped like the virgin Mary, it was probably caused by crocodiles or an Almond Tree!"

by CapnDik August 10, 2007

almond

When an African American is not your stereotypical black person but they seem to pertain to the opposite (white) race though their actions and choice of words despite their skin tone and nationality.

Person one: Cara is addicted to Starbucks.
Person two: But isn't Cara african american?
Person one: Yeah, she's an almond.

by pussypopper December 30, 2014