Gong the Alligator

When your boss or owner the company you work for belligerently attempts to hype up the workers, but instead causes everyone to waste time by making fun of their insincere and lame efforts. Could also refer to the act of screaming and yelling on a sales floor while everyone else just stares at you while you make a fool of yourself.

We got three more days and a wake-up this month! Let's gong the alligator! Nobody can leave until you are either over your goals or peeing blood!

by Donk McStuffins January 6, 2020

alligaytor

A gay alligator or someone who is not straight and likes alligators

My friend Jay is an Alligaytor because she likes alligators and she is gay.

by Gay Potato/Alligaytor January 14, 2019

Alligator tail

Similar to a rat tail haircut, but a alligator tails consist of the hair right above the butt. Originating from the area around New Orleans in the bayou.

Person1: You see that tour guides Phil's alligator tail.
Person2: You could barid that ass hair.

Person 1: You know that's new and sexy in the earth.

by That Raffy Taffy February 28, 2015

Alligator climbing a lemon tree

A very popular saying with a profound meaning.

Yo, look at that alligator climbing a lemon tree.

by Alligator climbing a lemon tre August 24, 2022

wrestling the alligator

When going down on a woman... when she cums, her thighs constrict around one's head, and she starts bucking wildly. You have to hang on for dear life lest your neck be snapped by the her powerful "jaws"

"Man, I was wrestling the alligator last night and now I have this crick in my neck that is killing me!"

by nitefall February 22, 2014

North dakota alligator

When a bitch pokes her head out of the water like an alligator and you shoot your load and she catches it in her mouth, like an alligator.

That bitch so wet i gave her a north Dakota alligator in my mom's swimming pool.

by Muhfukindevon August 6, 2020

alligator elbows

When someone's elbows become so dry they become rough and scaly. Some common causes are eczema or psoriasis.

Person 1: OW! Your elbow just scratched me! Do you have sandpaper on it or what?
Person 2:Why would I wear sandpaper on my elbows?
Person 3: I can answer this question. You have alligator elbows.

by gogogogogogogogo February 21, 2011