Alan

Baby faced fuck head who keeps a dumbass pharaoh looking beard cause he thinks it makes him look older, but he has no idea how to style a beard right, so we end up with the pharaoh monstrosity he sports. A huge nerd, especially with Star Wars, and kind of an asshole. He’ll only talk to you when he wants to, otherwise he’ll ignore you. Extremely high sex drive and is hung af.

That boy Alan is such a fuck head

by Blondbuddy2 July 9, 2018

Alan

Alan's are absoloute twats. They dont take no for an awnser and are very clingy to people they are not in a relationship with. Alans tend to be weak and fainthearted. If an Alan punches you, he will end up crying. Also described as a melt or a wet wipe.

Hey Joey, innit Alan is a complete pussy?

Yeah, what a melt.

by BxpeHoodie July 19, 2018

alan

He never talks to anybody. He is very shy. Alan has a very small heart. He never cares about anybody.

Girl 1 : PFFT ALAN IS A BIG BITCH

Girl 2 : I hate him he is very ugly.
Girl 3 : true

by DavidDoge January 3, 2017

Alan

An Alan is an innocent boy who doesn't like the weed. Also, like the depression.

"HEY Alan," says Angel "Look bro I may be depressed but the Weed is a big no no!" Replies Alan "Okay," Say, Angel

by Not Alan Dena May 29, 2018

Alan

Some faggot who goes to a school full of rich crackas but he him self is not rich nor a cracka.

My Boi Alan is a faggot!

by Some nigga on the internet October 30, 2018

Alan Smith

A very voluptuous man with very tight and big meanders. Epic Shag every geography lesson after school when all the girls have left. I love the special tickle time, especially with his year 7 form. Love his geography exams, don't know fuck all about the economic development in Nigeria but after a quick shag I get grade 9's. I really enjoy it when he teaches us about hydraulic action - Just the thought of the waves smashing against the rocks widening and deepening the hole ultimately making it easy to fit your cock into.

Alan Smith talking about meanders makes me bricked up - legit I could use my cock as coastal defence

by Walmart Bag in Dharavi February 14, 2022

Alan Rickman

Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.

"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"

by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009