Airport Belly

Airport belly - adj, the nervous feeling in the pit of your stomach before a flight or starting a new job

Amy, I am so nervous to start my new job tomorrow

Gordon, you just got a bad case of "Airport Belly"

Jack, im going tk have a few pints before we fly to calm my nerves

Sarah, dont worry its just the excitement and anticipation giving you "Airport Belly"

by TheChipMeister September 22, 2025

airport wood

LARGE PENIS

David Airport wooded me!

by Fastnfabulous January 1, 2014

Safety Hazard (Airport)

Daddy Brad using a laser pen to burn things on an airport. Daddy Brad should NOT be allowed on or near an airport. If you see him there, please report this to MI5 immediately.

Daddy brad is a safety hazard (Airport).

by misterblobbysmassiveshlong December 15, 2022

Airport drunk

When you are drinking at the airport because you have to wait and it sucks. It doesn't count as day drinking since you are probably in transit between different timezones.

My flight from the Chicago airport got push to 4 hours later... Guess I'll just get airport drunk

by Kraken of the night November 7, 2017

Airport Effect

The propensity for a woman's physical appearance to be artificially heightened due to the lack of women around a mostly male populated area.

Man I only took Angie out due to the Airport Effect

by Garnacho757 December 30, 2023

Geneva Airport

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Micheal: Are you going to Geneva Airport?
Jack: Yes, I wan't to test their security with a giant umbrella
Micheal: Cool, I like Switzerland
Jack: No, Geneva Airport!

by aqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,mn March 7, 2023

Airport Jungle Juice

The liquid from the reservoir in the liquid dump before TSA in American airports.

“That airport jungle juice made me hear colours last night.”

by ._etheria_. March 27, 2025