When you gettin a cold shower after you get arrested and your dick shrivel so small that the head is the only thing poking out and it looks like an acorn. The fur coat is pubic hair that surrounds the acorn.
"Bro I heard you got arrested! What was it like?!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"
by reversefront September 3, 2016
Get the Acorn in a Fur Coat mug.The act of shoving your fist down someone's ass, and then taking your other fist shoving it down their throat. Then playing them like a fucking accordion.
You better watch out for Tyrone, he has an accordion fetish! He once played Joseph like a fucking Accordion!
by Lee Refugee October 18, 2019
Get the Accordion Fetish mug.Your eyes look so astormic today! I love them!
The picture of the lightning striking the tower is really astormic... I should make it my wallpaper!
The picture of the lightning striking the tower is really astormic... I should make it my wallpaper!
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A Feltonator refers to actor Tom Felton, who plays Draco Malfoy in "Harry Potter" as simply calling him "Tom Felton" is not enough.
This is because he:
1. Has blonde hair with an English accent.
2. Eats pizza in foreign countries.
3. Has a wand in his pants (or pocket).
He is also secretly evil as he swoons young female "Harry Potter" fans off their feet by simply existing.
A Feltonator refers to actor Tom Felton, who plays Draco Malfoy in "Harry Potter" as simply calling him "Tom Felton" is not enough.
This is because he:
1. Has blonde hair with an English accent.
2. Eats pizza in foreign countries.
3. Has a wand in his pants (or pocket).
He is also secretly evil as he swoons young female "Harry Potter" fans off their feet by simply existing.
by ginnytramp July 11, 2011
Get the Felton-ator mug.The name given to an absolute god. Popular with the ladies, a lad with the men. Feared for his strength, be it mental or physical, and respected for his kindness. The mere word of his name make girls moist. He is the funniest and most loved of the group, whenever he speaks everyone listens. An Aitor is defiantly NOT one you would want to argue with, but if good friends with him, he will most likely resist from roasting your ass. He would go well with most non-frigid girls but he is never going to last as most hot chick around him might be a bit too much to resist...
Girl 1: Hey did you hear that Aitor is hanging out with us again?
Girl 2: Oh please stop. I already masturbated once today already...
Girl 2: Oh please stop. I already masturbated once today already...
by chickendippnfingerlickngod March 28, 2015
Get the Aitor mug.A physical condition caused by significant injuries to the left arm, which are left untreated, and have been exacerbated by frenetic physical activity. Can cause strong negative emotions, manifested as outright aggression, or excessive aggression.
Some dude broke his arm trying to defend a direct strike to his shield, but he never really did anything about it. Now he has Artorias Syndrome, and is always trying to start a fight because of the pain it causes.
by DanZhukovin September 20, 2019
Get the Artorias Syndrome mug.A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
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