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Ham-assed

To be treated in an absolutely horrible way without provocation
People living near the eastern border of Israel were were ham-assed on October 7.
by Oldsaneguy January 11, 2024
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penny-assed

giving something so little effort that the words half-assed or quarter-assed don't do it justice, and only with the 1/100 denomination of the full effort (penny) can one comprehend the sheer lack of effort put in.
x: Dude has Edward done his part on the group final yet?
y: Yeah, he's done his part, but it was so penny-assed that we're gonna have to redo it.
by deslumoprime March 24, 2024
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Dog Assed It

"I dog assed it." - he scooted his bunghole on the rug/floor/carpet/ground.
by 217nah October 1, 2025
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No ones assed

no person/ not a single person concerns themselves or gives sufficient attention to what has been said/done
Kieth: “Guess what I did on Friday?”
Kenny: “no ones assed”
by Laneyjane54321 November 23, 2021
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Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG

All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).
PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**
by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024
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Assad Curse

When somebody important says that the Syrian president Bashar Al-Assad has to be removed from office, but instead that person gets removed from power or dies.
Untill now, many important world leaders have called for the removal of Assad, but instead after years they themselves went out of office and Assad is still in power.
#AssadCurse
John McCain: "Assad has to go!"
*gets braincancer*
Random twitter user: "Lol Assad Curse strikes again!"
by DanUD July 25, 2017
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Assel

The nicest person you’ll ever meet this person is funny Smart and beautiful there is no other definition
by Ana Diaz November 27, 2018
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