reverse asian

A reverse asian is an asian who is bad at school but good at driving.

Yao: Yo did you see me peel out of that driveway man!
Guy: Yeah cool man what did u get on your math test?
Yao: 30%
Guy: HAHA Reverse Asian
Yao: Fuck you!

by Dizza March 24, 2006

Asian mode

The highest possible level of human efficiency. Allows the person to focus all of their senses solely on their work to point of becoming impossible to distract and/or communicate with. Makes it possible to work for an incredible number of hours without the need of nourishment, sleep, or relieving oneself.

Never before observed in non-Asian races.

Mike: "I'm starting to worry about her. The physics final is tomorrow, and she hasn't gotten out of that chair in two days. I tried to bring her some food, but she just started studying harder."

Neal: "Dude, Asian mode."

by KeyserSoze6 August 8, 2010

asian zing

The point at which only one man has achieved through alcoholic intake. It is worse than buzzed, tipsy, drunk, wasted, and shit-faced...Asian Zing has only been achieved by Edmundo, and will remain that way.

"Dude, did you see how Asian-Zing Edmundo was last night?"
"Yeah man, he was yellin' at us and shit."
"Typical Asian Zing."

by CJSTUD December 17, 2007

Asian Power Hour

The moment of the day when it's prime time for the Asian community (Korean and Japanese) to get on the internet or play online video games, which results in a worldwide lag.

"Ugh what try hards! Must be Asian Power Hour"

by PokemonBananas January 11, 2013

asian abuse

When a very white wigger who is dumb as hell who doesn't know how to anything partners with an asian to get a very good grade on a school project.

1) John, the racist cracker, partnered up with Hank on his math project and received a 97. He later got shot by the chinky mafia.

John, the racist cracker, partnered up with Hank on his math project and received a 97. He later got shot by the chinky mafia for asian abuse.

by Moo Snuckel May 11, 2015

full on asian

When you are playing ping pong and you crush the ball with an overhead hit. When this happens you can yell "I'm full on asian." It can referred as going full on asian.

David and Vince were playing ping pong when suddenly Vince lobs the ball and David crushes it while yelling "I'm going full on asian."

by dreichert November 7, 2011

asian glow

As many as one in two persons of Asian descent possess non-functional copies of the liver enzyme (ALDH-2) needed to process acetaldehyde. Even a single cocktail can lead to Asian flush, a painful and embarrassing condition resulting from acetaldehyde levels shooting up 6 to 20 times that of people with normal ALDH-2. This burst of acetaldehyde triggers facial flushing, elevated heart rate, headache, nausea, dizziness and vomiting.

Although most with this condition view it as a minor inconvenience, it has been suggested that those with alcohol flush reaction may be at higher risk for alcohol related conditions such as liver disease, asthma, and cancer of the esophagus. Among flushers who are heavy drinkers the incidence of upper gastrointestinal tract cancer is about 50 times higher than normal. Higher rates of head and neck cancer have also been noted.

A functional shot/mixer supplement has garnered strong anecdotal evidence of efficacy against this condition. Google: "Cheerz IntellIShot Asian flush"

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by samanthawhite22 January 12, 2010