asian moment

When an Asian does something that is stereotypically associated with Asians.

I witnessed an asian moment when I saw Justin breakdancing and squinting at the same time.

by Yop420 May 22, 2011

Asian Zombie

The detached mental state that Asian students acquire during a rigorous finals week that often includes limited senses.

"Look at all of the Asian zombies. They're just shuffling their feet and running into things. Must be finals week."

by IOFT December 30, 2014

Asiana Tail Drop

Explosive diarrhea commencing shortly after over indulgence in what is later determined to be bad, tainted sushi. The speed and precision of being able to drop one's ass on the toilet rim in time determines successful release or a disastrous landing.

Carl ate two dragon rolls at Wong's House of Sushi and within the hour, he was doing an asiana tail drop.

by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

asian spoon

When someone (preferably small) is kneeling on the floor and a second individual (preferably larger and with big muscles) envelopes the first person aforementioned in a large kneeling embrace.

Yo! Did you just asian spoon his momma??

by Fatasian257 March 8, 2017

asian cream pie

Cum dripping out of a Asian girls pussy.

I was barebacking a Asian whore and shot my cum into her pussy. As I withdrew saw my cum dripping out of her pussy making a Asian cream pie.

by Asianpoker September 13, 2021

Asian Nigger

an ethnic slur against Filipinos.

Look at all those Asian Niggers.

by Rusty shackleforda December 19, 2011

Asian Make-up

To jizz all over an Asian girl's face, then proceed to clean the mess up by an extra blowjob, once done, her face will look like white powder make-up.

Lev: You won't believe me, I gave this Asian girl an Asian make-up!
Anton: Too much time on your hands, dumbass.

by The Growling Anus August 4, 2016