asdfgasm

acording to Luke Cutforth/Lukeisnotsexy it is the act of what you do when you meet your favorite youtuber/band member

Person: Dude, you have a huge boner! I can see it through your pants!
Me: Yeah it happens when I 'asdfgasm'

by morgiitorg March 27, 2015

qzwxecrvtbynumi,o.p/asdfghjkl;

a thing you would type when your really bored by pressing the top and bottom row of your keyboard from a up to down pattern then, swiping your finger in the middle row, left to right.

bob: i'm really bored.

frank: have you tried 10293837465?
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz
pl,okmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq
qaZwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/
1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/
-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1

*scilence*

framk: qzwxecrvtbynumi,o.p/asdfghjkl;?
bob: yes

by 98yhrf72 May 12, 2022

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop[{]}asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/??/>.<,mnbvcxz"':;lkjhgfdsa}]{[poiuytrewq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~`

how the fuck did you end up here- how bored were you to type this out, how bored were you to read this of all things instead of doing your HOMEWORK ZOEY
were you as bored as i was making this?
thats cool

but anyways, are you really THAT BORED to type out in full `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/??/>.<,mnbvcxz"':;lkjhgfdsa}{poiuytrewq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~`

like... really imagine what you could do with that time, you could exist

other things

by averokage June 14, 2021

asdfghjklöä

The middle row of a swedish person's keyboard. Usually typed when a swede is bored in school, or at home.

-Hey! What is the middle row of your keyboard!

-asdfghjklöä.

-Wow, are you Swedish?

-Yes.

by -Osctor February 6, 2018

~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=qwertyuiop{[]|\asdfghjkl:;"'zxcvbnm<,>.?//?.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|][{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~

Wow. You're that bored? I didn't even think that was possible.

"You: i need to get my schoolwork done
Also You: types in ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=qwertyuiop{|\asdfghjkl:;"'zxcvbnm<,>.?//?.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~"

by averokage January 4, 2021

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'#zxcvbnm,./

What happens when you're bored and you're British

"Oi, wanker!"
"Ye fam?"
"I was a wee bit bored, yea, so I typed out all the keybuttons on my keyplank."
"What's it look like?"
"`1234567890-=qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;'#zxcvbnm,./"
"Wicked!"
"Yeah blad. It even has the octothorpe, like a true British keybie!"
"God save the Queen!"
"God save the Queen!"

by gregolego January 28, 2019

asdfghjklzqxwcevrbtnymuiop

asdfghjklzqxwcevrbtnymuiop. This is part of an internet cult in which you type sequential orders of keys on a qwerty keyboard. eventually, you find definitions of these words that entertain you you keep finding more and enjoying them you feel you must give back to the community so you make your own in hopes people will find it. This cult is known as the qwerty cult. The definition can not be found under qwerty cult as it is secret to only the most bored of people in a tech class or at work with nothing to do. To join the cult all you do is simply type a definition of a sequential qwerty keyboard order. If you found this definition you have reached a higher level the more of these definitions you know of the higher you are ranked. There is no leader the person who started the cult is unknown and nobody in the cult really know each other. The best part of this cult is there is no end if you think you have typed every order into the keyboard and found every definition you're wrong. There is new additions about bi monthly. You don't know when or if it will be there on time but there will always be more. This cult was born out of extremely bored people who want to give people the strength to go on through the most boring of classes and you should join the initation is simple after all.

asdfghjklzqxwcevrbtnymuiop

by anonymous5978 September 9, 2019