ASCIIbetical

Sorted using ASCII values rather than normal alphabetical order, so, for instance, any capital letter will be ahead of a lowercase letter.

CS comes before Chem if the sort is ASCIIbetical.

by Gerry S. November 25, 2007

Ascension

(verb) The act of laying on concrete and getting a massive boner, Then proceeding to chase people spinning like a beyblade.

Last night I had an ascension, but got kicked out of the elementary school soon after I started.

by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020

Ascha

The most BOOTY-ful girl on this planet. Like, her ass..WOW. She is VERY short. She also likes to hide her face (despite it's remarkable beauty) and will deny everything that relates to her being beautiful. Oh, and the BEST dancer. EVER.

Damn, Ascha!

by Anondrake February 2, 2013

ascension

An erection that is holy.

When a priest/rabbi/other religious figure has an erection, they have an ascension.

"Ha ha, he got an ascension on the altar."

by Shmonor May 21, 2008

ascrew

Being odd or abnormal in a negative way. The combination of being askew and screwed up.

It smells like paint thinner and rotten eggs in here. Something ascrew must be going on.

by me10 March 2, 2009

asciibabes

the art form of creating images of famous female celebrities in keystroked portraits.

www.asciibabes.com

by xach September 27, 2003

ASCOM PHONE

A crappy cordless phone used in the hospital setting given to staff to communicate with each other and other departments. It is very expensive, loses signal frequently, has an extremely short battery life, drops calls and is always static-y. You can never understand a full conservation when on an Ascom phone.

An ER doctor ripped the pharmacy staff new assholes when the ASCOM PHONE hung up on the doctor while he was trying to give a heparin order

by Dollie Pop November 24, 2011