Sorted using ASCII values rather than normal alphabetical order, so, for instance, any capital letter will be ahead of a lowercase letter.
by Gerry S. November 25, 2007
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by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020
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Damn, Ascha!
by Anondrake February 2, 2013
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"Ha ha, he got an ascension on the altar."
"Ha ha, he got an ascension on the altar."
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Get the asciibabes mug.A crappy cordless phone used in the hospital setting given to staff to communicate with each other and other departments. It is very expensive, loses signal frequently, has an extremely short battery life, drops calls and is always static-y. You can never understand a full conservation when on an Ascom phone.
An ER doctor ripped the pharmacy staff new assholes when the ASCOM PHONE hung up on the doctor while he was trying to give a heparin order
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