There's an app for that

A phrase used in response to someone else's problems.

Tim: "My wife just left me"
Joe: "There's an app for that"

Justin: "My nipples are cold!"
Peter: "There's an app for that"

John: "Either my boss was hitting on me, or I just got fired. I can't really be sure of which."
Carl: "There's an app for that"

Sara: "OMG look at this huge zit!"
Lisa: "There's an app for that."

Jane: "Is that a guy or a girl? I can't tell."
Sally: "There's an app for that."

by Donkey22 November 27, 2010

notes app apology

when an influential person uses a poorly written rambling monologue that looks like it was written in the notes app on an IPhone

oh *band #1* had such a notes app apology

by one_rusty_boi April 20, 2021

kiss my app

An increasingly common exclamation because everybody everywhere is being asked to download some business’s stupid and unnecessary app.

Hey there little buddy, why don’t you kiss my app?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 25, 2023

Free app

Free app - An expression given to a free, enjoyable activity that occurs spontaneously.

Person 1: “What a great idea to use these beach rocks to play bocce ball"

Person 2: “Ya man, total free app”

by Nibbly October 8, 2011

cash app

A peer-to-peer app facilitating money transfers. The hood equivalent of venmo

cash app me $5 for a surprise

by Lam Sauce March 24, 2020

The App

A commonly used slang term used for the city of Minneapolis, MN.

You know how it goes down in the App.

by Jazzo612 January 14, 2007

cr-app

A software application that has little or no real value.

If you want to pop simulated bubble wrap on your itouch...there's a cr-app for that.

by MoLo36 May 13, 2009