afghanistan skunk

A type of weed from Afghanistan, a weed that will knock your socks off and love you til the end. God I love It!

Wandering around wondering when the world will stop spinning so you can go to sleep kinda weed,some of the greatest Afghanistan Skunk.

by Squibs August 4, 2006

Afghan Pullout

A standing sex position where the penetrator, standing up straight, suspends the penetratee, who is leaned forward with their legs spread, by holding their arms behind them. As the penetrator reaches climax, he releases the arms of the penetratee, who then falls to the ground. The resulting blow to the head completely removes any intelligence assets the U.S. had in that region.

Ron: “Did you give Sally the business last Sunday or what?”

Stanley: “Oh yeah, I took Joe’s advice and gave her an Afghan Pullout. Really fucked her good!”

by sandy nick August 17, 2021

Afghanistanism

N. The act of criticizing or fighting injustices in distant lands, yet ignoring injustices in one's own nation or local community.

Term used frequenlty 1960s and 1970s, notably by American journalists. Definition derived from work of media scholar Carolyn Martindale.

Bill: I think I'm going to join the Peace Corps. There are too many hungry and poor people in Asia.

Ted: You're from Detroit? The people there aren't good enough for your help?

Bill: It's not the same.

Ted: You suffer from a serious case of Afghanistanism.

by editor, f-ed up dictionary December 1, 2009

Afghanistan

A country currently at war with NATO forces, that no one in the US seems to rember since Iraq became their massive disstraction. They left a lot of their troops and their allies troops out in the cold.

Bush pre Iraq: Afghanistan should be taken in a month, we will commit a large number troops to a quick and decisive surge.

Bush Start of Iraq: Need those troops for Iraq their the true sources of evil!

Bush present: Afgani-where?

by Riim Jobs January 25, 2009

Afghani Love Potion

A reference to an episode of 'IT Crowd', afghani love potion is Rohypnol, used to render a person unconscious in order to have sex with them.

Dude, I just gave Julia some Afghani love potion! Its gonna be a great night!

Oh man, I feel so tired. I think James must have slipped me some Afghani love potion.

by HabibLovesYou November 6, 2007

Afgani

Really good weed that is grown in Afganistan

This i that Afgani Shit

by Teresa March 3, 2004

Afghan Magic Bullet

A bullet with 'unknown' origins and an amazing ability to find itself lodged between the eyes of some of the worlds biggest shitbags. Usually either 7.62 or 5.56 caliber.

Soldier 1: Hey where's the prisoner?
Soldier 2: What prisoner?
Soldier 1: You know...the one we found with the little boys chained up in his mud hut?
Soldier 2: Oooh...thaaat prisoner...Afghan Magic Bullet found his ass...

Soldier 1: Remember that compound we raided the other night?
Soldier 2: Yeah the one where we found that piece of shit fucking a puppy?!?
Soldier 1: Yeah! Maaan...Afghan Magic Bullet...that shit came outta nowhere!!

by whiskey_6 January 2, 2009