accostco

Whey they should call costco because as soon as you walk through the fucking door 5 people demand to see your membership card.

accostco employee: CAN WE SEE YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD PLEASE
shooper: chill the fuck out i'm not even in the door

by online handle September 18, 2006

accounting

Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;
Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.

"Jack, can you call up Benny down in accounting to see if they finished cooking the books? I forgot to attach those "catering" receipts form vinny's liqours and suki's massage parlor.

by flurky September 24, 2003

Ghost account

an account that a person makes on a website that is entirely different than their identity.

Usually to spy or find out what someone else is thinking about them

Mark: Did you hear Phil made a ghost account on Facebook pretending to be Jeff?

Jane: So that's why Mary broke up with him?

Mark: Ya, she thought Jeff was being rude and obnoxious, but in reality it was just Phil in disguise.

by Metalhound June 29, 2009

tiktok accountant

A person who works in the sex industry (pron, only fans, dancing) that doesn't want people to ask further questions about their profession.

No one asks you questions when you say you're an accountant. *Wink* But all my girls, gays, and they'd know I'm really a tiktok accountant. Fuck math and capitalism.

by murx January 6, 2021

dump account

An account on social media when someome dumps a large ammount of random friends or followers onto their account in order to gain popularity.

Stefano this isnt a dump account.

by Maureen September 12, 2016

Accounting Major

A population of college students which has several different sects:

1. Private Accounting Aspirants - These students plan on pursuing careers in private industry. They typically are well rounded and have personalities.

2. Small-Public Accounting Aspirants - Usually, these students want to make as much money as they can, anyway they can (i.e. whores). These students are a monolithic population, and tend to not speak up in classes or have original opinions (i.e. drones).

3. Big 4-Public Accounting Aspirants - This is the smallest faction of the three. Usually full of pompous windbags who believe in their own superiority based upon the sole fact of their employer. These are very similar to Small-Public Accounting Aspirants, however much more vocal, arrogant, and egotistical (i.e. assholes). These people tend to become philanderers and white collar criminals

Guy #1: "Hey man, what's your major?"
Guy #2: "I'm an Accounting Major, man."
Guy #1: (walks away)

Girl #1: "Matt is such an asshole, I hate accounting majors!"
Girl #2: "Why's that."
Girl #1: "He totally plagiarized my Psych paper, what a talentless douche bag!

by Kanye Weston June 2, 2011

Accountabuddy

The person who's mere existence encourages or guilts you into doing what you should be doing for yourself, anyway. Your accountability buddy.

Aaron: Man, I so wanted to sleep in today, but I knew Doug was going to be waiting for me at the gym. Couldn't let him down.

Brenda: Getting in shape is always so much easier when you have an accountabuddy!

by chaniqua March 10, 2011