Pumpy Trousers

An amusing term i heard a radio dj use to refer to someone with a 'gas problem'
Since you started your spinach and lemonade diet you've become a real pumpy trousers
by Wise Man November 13, 2003
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trouser dyke

when 2 butches are dating
"you know, i know that lipstick lesbians are 2 femmes dating, and 1 femme and 1 butch, theyre just lesbians dating, but what happens if a butch dates a butch? what are they?" "trouser dykes"
by Marie57Ash66 January 16, 2008
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trouser mauser

Put your trouser mauser away!
by Xlat September 02, 2003
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Trouser Wookie

When a man who used to properly groom his pubic area on a regular basis, has since let it grow wild. The hair has now taken over all parts of his nether-regions, thus resembling an inhabitant of the plantet Kashyyyk.
"Dude, look at your pubes! You've got yourself quite the Trouser Wookie ! "
by FJT June 27, 2010
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Trouser Triangle

When the male of the species behaves in such a lame way that it is likened to the female of the species.

The internationally recognised symbol for this is the act of holding your hands in front of your crotch with your thumbs and fore fingers touching in a triangular shape.
Rupert - Hey Luke, where's your buddy James?
Luke - Oh he's gone for a facial.
Rupert - He's such a Trouser Triangle.

Luke - James smashes his car up every time he goes anywhere. He drives like a woman.
Rupert - Yeah, he's such a Trouser Triangle.

Luke - James isn't drinking tonight, I think he's grown a vagina.
Rupert - Yeah man, you know why though...(Rupert makes the internationally recognised Trouser Triangle Symbol)
Luke - Yeah - he definately is.

Rupert - James is such a Banter Biter, I ripped into him earlier on Urban Dictionary. He got cross and he has been sulking since.
Luke - Yeah. He's a trouser Triangle.
by Wordsmith Ru February 04, 2009
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trouser trout

Do I got a Big Mac?? How 'bout a nice big serving of trouser trout, assclown?
by J. Malik March 18, 2006
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Trouser Troll

Any giant penis that should never see the light of day but somehow always does when the owner gets drunk.

Like most evil, shadow dwelling creatures, the trouser troll is ugly and smells of rotten death.

You always know the trouser troll is there and are afraid to approach the area where it lives.
"Oh my god, last night Aaron got drunk and I saw his trouser troll!!!"

"Really? And you didn't turn to stone??"
by powellja April 10, 2012
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