double stiffy

A double stiffy is when two guys get an erection at the same time from the same female.

Damn bro, that was crazy last night. I can't belive we got a double stiffy watching Jennifer Aniston bend over on the set of the TV show friend's.

by NaturallyCali March 01, 2016

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stiffy homo

To be Afraid of hard

dick in or on you

by Chicks luv me August 26, 2018

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A brown stiffy is when a man preforms anal sex on a woman (or sir) and she poops whilst he is inside. This can be intentional or by accident.

Yeah man the other night I gave Rachel a brown stiffy.

by Ching_Chang_Chong December 17, 2015

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moving weird, funny, 2 faced. Mostly used in some parts of England

This nigga is moving mad stiffy man.
This bish is stiffy bro

by Crazy dum December 14, 2021

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Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 08, 2016

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Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 08, 2016

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When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017

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