A virus that has proved to be more effective than the brutal measures adopted by most dictatorial or rogue leaders in stopping pro-democracy and anti-government protests, slowing down terrorist attacks, reducing air and noise pollution, and exposing inept heads of state in handling a crisis.
Thanks to Covid-19, some previously thought extinct animals, birds, and fish have reappeared, bringing much joy and smile to so many people worldwide.
by Fasters June 24, 2020
Get the Covid-19mug. When you're going down on each other, and you fart so hard, your lady friend goes for her Coronavirus mask.
We were going down on each other after I ate Taco bell, and I let one rip. Due to how close my butt was to her face, she immediately threw on her Coronavirus mask and kept sucking like a champ. Covid-69!
by Mike Oxenormous October 11, 2020
Get the Covid-69mug. Musicians who have sprung up during the COVID Pandemic due to having more time at home to learn an instrument.
I’ve bought two ukuleles and a Yamaha keyboard so far; clearly I’ve joined the ranks of the COVID musicians who’ve sprung up all over the world over the last few months!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020
Get the COVID musiciansmug. Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.
by jimmybomm December 3, 2020
Get the covid excusemug. A COVID education is an education many students received during the COVID-19 pandemic. The COVID education is an incomplete and faulty education due to cheating and not being focused during classes. People who have received a COVID education are slower to comprehend subjects that they should have learned when they were in school.
Person 1: Man, that guy is dumb as hell!
Person 2: Go easy on him man, he has a COVID education.
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The teacher was confused about why her students could not comprehend the problem that they should have learned last year, little did she know, her class has a COVID education.
Person 2: Go easy on him man, he has a COVID education.
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The teacher was confused about why her students could not comprehend the problem that they should have learned last year, little did she know, her class has a COVID education.
by bigdubs4eva December 1, 2020
Get the COVID Educationmug. Covid-Cane: (Definition)
having at least a half a dozen symptoms of Covid-19 or covid-omnichron.
ie: congestion or Runny nose, sweats, sneezing fits, coughing/gagging, loss of smell in at least one nostril, bloody nose, insomnia, loss of appetite, diarrhea, trouble breathing in at least one nostril, fear of test results.
having at least a half a dozen symptoms of Covid-19 or covid-omnichron.
ie: congestion or Runny nose, sweats, sneezing fits, coughing/gagging, loss of smell in at least one nostril, bloody nose, insomnia, loss of appetite, diarrhea, trouble breathing in at least one nostril, fear of test results.
Damn bro, I had to see my PO and tested positive for c-c-covid-cane.
As soon as I got exposed to your covid-cane, I got diarrhea, runny nose, loss of appetite, and I couldn’t sleep all night.
As soon as I got exposed to your covid-cane, I got diarrhea, runny nose, loss of appetite, and I couldn’t sleep all night.
by Greenhans33 January 2, 2022
Get the Covid-Canemug. The state of theatrics associated with the COVID pandemic , and alluding to the utter nonsensical measures that have no effect to hinder the spread of viral organisms.
“When I arrived to school, I ‘declared’ I was well on my screening app. Therefore, I know there is no virus in the school , obviously….Such Covid-theatre! “
by T.Mandelbunny January 19, 2022
Get the Covid-theatremug.