D-Card

Used as a duragatory term. Meaning fat, stupid, ugly, greasy, hairy, lazy, awkward, squeaky, cock blocker, v-card swiper, ass hole, tip drill giver, dirty, messy, wretched, filty, poop dick, grimy, grubby, stinky, soiled, unclean, cesspool, foul, bitch, caveman fucker, pushover, pussy, snivvely, little bitch, weasel, sneaky, cum guzzler, disgusting, creeper, stalker, ALL IN ONE!!!!!

FUCK YOU you D-CARD go clean your FUCKING room!!!!!!!

by MrHunterman12 May 29, 2008

link card

- a card used for buying food to support lower class families.

- goverment assitance .

- girl take this link card and get some groceries.

by DaRealDealJoe=) April 5, 2010

Christmas Card

The act of a woman shoving a man's head between her breasts and shaking them. Originates from an episode of Seinfeld in which Elaine sent out Christmas cards with out knowing her breast had fallen out of her shirt in the picture. George complains that he had never recieved one, and Elaine procedes to give him a Christmas card.

"You want a Christmas Card? I'll give you a Christmas Card...."

by anonymousluser September 25, 2005

Man Card

Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the male community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable males for doing non-respectable-male things.

We had to take away Henry's Man Card because he cried in public when Kristina dumped him.

by ipossessthelunchpail December 13, 2004

ADD card

Blaming ADD/ADHD for an action you have commited, just so people sympathize with you.

Similar to the race card

Professor: "Jason, why did you fail yesterday's chemistry test?"
Jason: "It must be my ADD"
John: "Jason just used his ADD card".

Awolnation: "Blame it on my ADD"

by Urban01d November 3, 2013

Africa card

Whenever most people talk about poverty and use africa as example to tell you how grateful you should be even though they dont know that much about africa.

Example 1#
Dad: Son you should eat your food.
Sister: Yeah there is like people dying of hunger in africa!
Brother in mind: Stop using the Africa card bitch!

Example 2#
Student 1: I hate school so much!
Student 2: You should be grateful most people in africa dont go to school!

by PeopleMindReaders December 21, 2014

Fifa Cards

A word used to describe nudes.

Dude 1: "Hey did you see Becky's Fifa cards?"
Dude 2: "Yea dude, definitely a legendary card, unlike Susan's Fifa Cards."
Dude 1: "Yeah, those were bronze at best."

by Tenkomanker May 16, 2016