Nascar 500

The Nascar 500 is when you take the penis and stick it in the barrel of a fully automatic paintball gun with a 500 round hopper and unload on the penis.

The Nascar 500 can be used as iniation tasks.

by ahdb April 3, 2008

Firecracker 500

First Coined by Pat Buchanan it means a real Hot and Saucy woman that has power. Often used to speak to a woman's appeal.

Joe: What do you think of Sarah Palin?

Pat: She's a real Firecracker 500!

by Mornin Joe July 6, 2009

indy 500

1. to leave someplace
2. to leave someplace quickly

The popos are here, I'm indy 500.

by Phil Kuntz December 2, 2002

Indianippleless 500

A joke name for the greatest spectacle in racing.

Dad - "Hey what do you call 500 naked Cherokee women running in a circle?"

Craig - "WTF, I don't know Dad..."

Dad - "The Indianippleless 500!"

Craig - "Wow Dad, funny joke..."

by AlligatorPie October 26, 2009

Fiat 500

the fiat 500 is a very deadly vehicle only driven by hard folk

u getting in the fiat 500 for lunch

by anonymous September 14, 2020

vaginal box 500

its harsh like an xbox 360 and ps3 combined but soo cooler cuz it harsh has vaginal games and stuff like constant porn thats super clear and it pwns! and then u need vaginal batteries for it to work

yo did u get that vaginal box 500 yet it has the best porn ever

by George McLean February 2, 2007

Fiat 500

Its just a pretty sick car

"yo u see that fiat 500"
"yeh"
F

by Sand from undrftalr December 14, 2018