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November 11th

November 11th - No nut november Reset Day If failed Once
You: Hey bro, I failed NNN.
Friend: Nah, don't worry man. It's November 11th. NNN resets if you failed.
by TheIllusionaryDictionarist November 8, 2022
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Subtember 11th

A relatively insensitive Subway ad released on September 11th. Describes a deal that's pretty damn good though, if you ask me. Two footlong subs for $9.11. You'll "never forget" this deal!
Fly in for Subtember 11th at your local Subway!
Hey Joe, it's Subtember 11th! Lets go eat these delicious, cheap subs in remembrance of the greatest attack on American soil, TOTALLY committed by Al-Qaeda.
by AHit.2496 September 21, 2022
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11th Commandment

“Share always; share all ways.”

Note: the 11th Commandment was suppressed by the Church as subversive.

Sharing on a wide scale is a most dangerous threat to the powers that be whose wealth depends on maintaining and enforcing economic systems based on usury, debt peonage, wage slavery, false scarcity and the deprivations of poverty (and until it was banned, debtor’s prison and the poor house. See also the works of author Charles Dickens).

The institutions of private property - the right to exclude all others from enjoyment or use of a resource or asset - is subverted by those who dare to share.
When my smart-ass skeptic ex-husband asked me “so, if you’re so smart, what’s the 11th Commandment?”; I meditated and prayed for three days until it was revealed to me that to the 11th Commandment is “share always, share all ways”
by ‘Aether 00 October 2, 2022
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January 11th

Take your goldfish on a walk day!!

All those poor fish never get to go on walks so here's your day to do it for them
Person 1: Hey wanna hang out on January 11th?
Person 2: sorry I can't I'm walking my goldfish that day.
by SmartPersonKnowsAll January 10, 2022
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April 11th

Bf: Hey April 11th so its national show your pussy day, Can I see it?
Gf: Oh sure!
by Goldfisheater69 April 10, 2022
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March 11th

March 11th is National ask girl out day
Jerry: are you gonna ask out Jess
Jim: no why
Jerry: bc it’s March 11th ask a girl out day
by Chef_dizzy March 10, 2022
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novwmber 11th

Boy:1 hey did you hear its novwmber 11th
Boy:2 its november 11th you idiot
by Slavic Cheebd June 6, 2021
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