When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022
mugGet the Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!mug.

rema 1000

Its a shop in norway. Big there, probably earns more money than you.
«Hei! Skal du til rema 1000»
«Nei din kuk»
by Hahahanoob September 16, 2021
mugGet the rema 1000mug.
Non-serious definition:
That one funny boss from the game ULTRAKILL that the Community calls ”Benjamin”

He’s a giant metal giraffe with a funny stick that can summon laser beams
He explodes if you give him a lobotomy

Serious definition:

It is a boss from the game “ULTRAKILL” by Arsi “Hakita” Patala
It’s a titan sized 4 legged greater machine that resembles the mythological creature called a Centaur

It’s located the Violence layer of hell
It has a a small city on its back along with a defense system and shield generator

It also has a large lightning rod on it’s “shoulder” that it uses to throw beams of lighting to fight other Earthmovers

It’s original purpose was to counter “Guttertanks” and “Guttermen” along with other machines of war that were destroying the surface, people were forced to move onto the backs of these titan machines during the “Final war” of machines and humans. They were also used as frontlines for other machines when going into battle, able to burn down cities, and rain gunfire and bombs from above. a time of peace happened where all war stopped and Humanity was forced to try and Solve the “Long night” Climate catastrophe where earth was covered in a permanent cloud of ash and smoke. The Earthmovers became obsolete over the course of this time due to the fact they were solar powered and blood fueled, and with the sun blocked they slowly died off, except for the ones in the violence layer which are stuck fighting for eternity.
V1: “HEY BENJAMI-“
1000-THR “Earthmover”: “MY NAME IS NOT BENJAMIN
V1: “DIDN’T ASKED
by Skello-222 August 6, 2024
mugGet the 1000-THR “Earthmover”mug.

lose#1000

lose#1000 is tl#0001, who wanted to get away from being called TIMELINE by nick#9828 and tune#2019 (TUUUUUUUNE). lose#1000 is a really nice guy, who is also better than vexi#1234.
wow! lose#1000 is really cool, almost as cool as tl#0001
by tl0001 December 7, 2022
mugGet the lose#1000mug.

Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker
I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?
by Peltmaster August 16, 2022
mugGet the Poo-of-a-1000 wipesmug.

Poo of 1000 wipes

When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.
*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."
by Maddroxstuff December 5, 2019
mugGet the Poo of 1000 wipesmug.

rema 1000

Girl: Hei! Skal du på rema 1000?
Boy: Nei, det er for drittunger som deg.
by Hahahanoob September 16, 2021
mugGet the rema 1000mug.

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