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That Human over there is named Jillian
by MiMi1126 May 9, 2014
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Someone who is beautiful in every single possible way. There is no such thing as ugly humans. They are all beautiful in their own way.
Rude person: Look at all of her flaws
Nice person: how dare you? She's only human.
by thekatster007 June 8, 2014
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The actors you see on popular sites like pornhub and 18andabused.
I like to have sex with humans. Harambe 1946.
by Jimbles Notrobon March 13, 2017
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A species of sentient and intelligent carbon based lifeforms which evolved from a certain species of chimpanzee-like animals from a very, very long time ago. Humans (or homosapiens) have started from the caves doing nothing but following instincts and surviving, to basically becoming the main dominant lifeform on this planet we call Earth. The human race have achieved many great things and are very social, but face many issues such as pollution, conflict and war between the different sub-species of humans (ethnics) and other issues that may cause a major breakdown in the races’ economy, society and survival. Basically humans are just animals with great achievements, but with issues from human origins that if not taken seriously and if we dont cooperate, we all die. The war that may or may not be happening right now will mean nothing if there is nothing to protect in the future because of the humans’ ignorant behavior. We as a species are failing and have come to a point of no return. We must work together and forget our differences to rebuild our society into a world where we all fit together. Only then we can move to the next stage of the purpose of this species existence
Humans are just creatures who will fight for their place in existence while destroying themselves”
by Just a human on this planet October 4, 2017
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I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify humans and I realized that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but humans do not. Humans move to an area and humans multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way humans can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus.
"Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." - Agent Smith, The Matrix
by al3x_zaytev November 19, 2017
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A cringeworthy species who's men and women are well known for their environmentally destructive and warmongering activities and can easily be spotted wearing the flesh of other life forms as well as eating them.
When an animal sees a human it knows that it's time to run.
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you
Guy 1: hey human
Guy 2: hi
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