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yawn creep

n. a female who while watching a movie in bed prior to foreplay yawns every 10-15 seconds thus causing the male to reconsider initiating sexual contact.
I really wanted to fuck my girlfriend last night, but she turned into a yawn creep right after we started watching a movie.
by nine_volt February 27, 2014
mugGet the yawn creepmug.

Austin Yawn

A dumb piece of shit. He has shmeat and can not control his mouth. He has so bad sense of love and is basically zombie brain dead.
Hey your a Austin Yawn
by Allison704 September 10, 2018
mugGet the Austin Yawnmug.

Yawn and Jerk

When your with a girl(that youu know or don't shouldnt matter)
pretend to do the cheesy yawn and put your arm around when she looks at you at the last second whip out your cock and yell something such as " im crazy bitch!!"
i was with my best gal when i pulled a yawn and jerk..
by Robert Berube March 25, 2007
mugGet the Yawn and Jerkmug.

man yawn

When a man makes a very loud and perhaps slightly aggressive yawn. It can't be helped, but it's still got a lot of umph.
**yawns loudly**
Wow, that was quite the man yawn.
by tiredafman September 30, 2018
mugGet the man yawnmug.

sex yawn

The noise the female counter part gives off that signifies that the sex is over
I thought I can go on for hours more, but than the bitch gave me a sex yawn and it made me super pissed!
by GreatSucc March 16, 2017
mugGet the sex yawnmug.

Yawn Mock

when someone yawns as a contagious reflex but it’s a exact “mock” of your yawn.
Person 1 : *yawnssss*

Person 2 : *yawnssss* (exactly in the same tone)

Person 3 : We’re you actually yawning or was that a yawn mock?
by nevertrue October 7, 2021
mugGet the Yawn Mockmug.

Yawn Rake

The act of placing 3 outstretched fingers into the mouth of a friend, acquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn, and scraping (forming a rake with 3 fingers) down their tongue. At which point you shout 'Yawn Rake'.

After doing so, you must proceed to lift all three fingers inclusive of tongue scrapings up to the recipients nose and say 'Smegma' in a child/immature like voice.
Gareth yawn raked Beth.

Gareth is a yawn rakist.

Gareth was proscecuted for yawn rake.
by AladinVain November 20, 2018
mugGet the Yawn Rakemug.

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