Fudge Truffle

A term used to represent the virginity of someones anus. It is a slang expression which is considered the anal counterpart of a cherry; sometimes involving shit instead of blood.

Character I: “I popped her fudge truffle.”

Character II: “Her what?”

Character I: “You know, it was her first time getting fucked in the ass.”
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“The other night I popped this chick's fudge truffle and she got soft serve on my dick.”

by Ryan Zeisloft September 26, 2008

Fudge Tracks

The remnants of an explosive fecal event, leaving liquid shit remains on the rear of the victim's trousers. Usually associated with a night of binge drinking.

"Whoa...Dugan, why are you in my kitchen with no clothes on..?"

"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"

by The Zenith October 7, 2008

disco fudge

Something that is really great. Completely awesome.

Was Originally said by Tyres on Spaced.

Last Night was an A1, tip-top, clubbing, jam fair. It was a sandwich of fun, on ecstacy bread, wrapped up in a big bag like disco fudge. It doesn't get much better than that. I just wish that I could control these FUCKING MOOD SWINGS!

by Cheesebadger February 28, 2005

fudge dragon

A really big turd. Poop. Crap. Ish.

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Mr. Mackey: "Let me assure there is nothing funny about going up to a nice clean - unsuspecting urinal, mmkay. Dropping your pants and then turning around... squatting over that urinal, mmkay... maybe - maybe pulling your buttcheeks apart with ur hands, mmkay. And then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see."

by vtpguitarist October 13, 2006

packing fudge

Tom Cruise's day job.

I saw Tom Cruise packing fudge today at the fudge packing plant. Later, he packed fudge into a truck. After work he was packing fudge with Mel Gibson. He later ate all of that fudge and got yelled at by Mel Gibson, who has made him his bitch.

by Krakatoanus April 16, 2010

fudge dragon

a turd
as popularized in the hit show South Park

You probably think it's real funny to just lay a huge fudge dragon in the urinal, but it's not!

by Barchack October 12, 2006

Fudge Slug

Poo.. The product that leaves the body via the anal passage... Sometimes with speed and projection, but usually slowly and painfully.

A Fudge slug specifically is a little squishey poo.

FUCK I just left a fudge slug in my knickers!!!

Dude that kinky bitch just fudge slugged all over my pillow.

by omgijustshat August 20, 2010