A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.
-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!
-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016
Get the old man legsmug. A term used by illiterate, dyslexic, motherfuckers hailing from Lapeer county michigan when trying to entice any woman willing to give him a shot in the area of dating, ultimately for sex (i.e. DTF)
These men typically are single due to their inability to keep a female due to their narrow minded nonsensical behavior, terrible grammar and low IQ.
These men typically are single due to their inability to keep a female due to their narrow minded nonsensical behavior, terrible grammar and low IQ.
"For all u single female out there, here the real man of still for you"
Translation : for all you single females out there, here's a real man of steel for you
Translation : for all you single females out there, here's a real man of steel for you
by Grammarnazi_810 April 3, 2017
Get the Man of stillmug. Another awful term for cum. Just another word you can add to the cum dictionary of words.
Synonyms: cum, jizz, milk, man milk, man juice, splooge, semen
Synonyms: cum, jizz, milk, man milk, man juice, splooge, semen
by anonymous January 6, 2023
Get the Milky man juicemug. A person who’s name name rhymes with Mesus Mominguez. Slayer of all milfs. Destroyer of all hearts. Elon Musk’s protégé
by MilfSlayer19604 January 3, 2023
Get the Wild manmug. A person responsibly providing advise or assistance to further an others intentions.
syn. sidekick, coach, mentor
syn. sidekick, coach, mentor
by SmoothMove April 18, 2022
Get the corner manmug. The Spider-Man is a humility act performed by the dominant male. As some ppl on here have confused with the magician or Houdini it is nothing in comparison or is there any similarity between the two
The Spider-Man:
The Spider-Man man is performed as so.
The man is performing doggystyle on his ( to be p.c) sexual encounters reciprocating counterpart said man saves saliva in his mouth and when he ejaculates he does so in his hand at simultaneously spitting said saliva into the back, anus (aka asshole, entry to the good ol poopshoot, or what ever you feel fits as a name for the lovely stinky brown eye surprise) , or even shower the recipient with it for a more life like fake orgasm, while releasing the actual seman into your hand. Much easier if you nutt into your throwing hand (you’ll see read why Shortly) say your term of endearment followed by baby turn around and look back at one good time as she (I say she as in woman because I don’t believe in homosexual activity unless it’s the beauty of two consenting adult females) now where was I… oh yea as she turns looking oh so seductive and sexy as she could try and be you feel your spidey sense full blown you draw back with the inseminated hand and strongest immatation of our hero mr. Parker throw all of that gigidy goo right into her face “webbing” her then proceed to start humming the spider man theme song
The Spider-Man:
The Spider-Man man is performed as so.
The man is performing doggystyle on his ( to be p.c) sexual encounters reciprocating counterpart said man saves saliva in his mouth and when he ejaculates he does so in his hand at simultaneously spitting said saliva into the back, anus (aka asshole, entry to the good ol poopshoot, or what ever you feel fits as a name for the lovely stinky brown eye surprise) , or even shower the recipient with it for a more life like fake orgasm, while releasing the actual seman into your hand. Much easier if you nutt into your throwing hand (you’ll see read why Shortly) say your term of endearment followed by baby turn around and look back at one good time as she (I say she as in woman because I don’t believe in homosexual activity unless it’s the beauty of two consenting adult females) now where was I… oh yea as she turns looking oh so seductive and sexy as she could try and be you feel your spidey sense full blown you draw back with the inseminated hand and strongest immatation of our hero mr. Parker throw all of that gigidy goo right into her face “webbing” her then proceed to start humming the spider man theme song
D Bro I was balls deep in your girl last night she told me she didn’t want me to nutt in her so I pulled out and pulled the Spider-Man on that hoe!
by Mr.Setitst8 August 9, 2022
Get the The Spider-Manmug. by Yellowka December 15, 2022
Get the Manmug.