special effects shit

When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen

Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.

by Suckmyyouknowwhat August 2, 2019

Dog Shit

-Someone or something that is not up to expectations

-Can be used to describe someone of such beauty

JACE WRIGHT IS A DOG SHIT

Sadie Griffith is a dog shit love

by Truestgirl August 4, 2019

Shit

What comes out of the booty hole when you eat

Yoooo I juss took a fat shit

by Yopooobutt August 5, 2019

Shits on the wall moron.

Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.

He's a real shits on the wall moron.

by buttermilkmeeks August 5, 2019

Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

Shit

A village in Iran

Aww shit I just missed my flight to shit!

by Big phat ass August 14, 2019

Dumb Shit

The kind of shit you do on a daily basis that leads you to finding this definition in the first place. It usually involves an action that can be described as completely frivolous and fucking retarded, or to the common man, stupid shit. It can also be used to describe someone who is equally fucking retarded and needs confirmation that the party isn't starting at 6 AM when someone tells them it starts at 6:00. A better term to call someone in this case is "obtuse dunderfuck".

"Hey I'm gonna go out tonight and vandalize the school! Wanna come with me?"

"No fuckass, I'm not doing any dumb shit like that."

by inscrutable_Idiot August 16, 2019