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quack-my-ass clause

Advice invariably found in the literature handed out by purveyors of so-called "alternative" or "complementary" medicine, in which customers intending to buy quackery are advised to check with their GPs first to find what "mainstream medicine" has to say.

The venomous diatribes against real medicine, and science and rationality in general, behind the closed doors of the "alternative" movement should tell you all you need to know about the sincerity of the quack-my-ass clause. On the face of it, it sounds obvious, egalitiarian and big-hearted. However, the real intention of the advice is to ensure that if anyone dies or is incapacitated by taking the quack's advice or products (or by swearing off real medicine, which may not be advised on the packaging but is a stock in trade in the "alternative" industry), if the matter comes to court the quack's lawyer can claim that the product or the service was misused; obviously, they didn't check with their GP, how unfortunate, it's not our fault.

Besides, the quack knows perfectly well their client is unlikely to see their GP or specialist about whatever the problem is, or if they do they won't pay much attention to their advice. If they did, they wouldn't be coming to the quack in the first place.
Ah, here's the booklet; 123 symptoms this product may be able to cure, 256 further lists of types of people the product may be able to help, 25 more natural products from the same factory that might be able to balance your energies and so on, and, oh yes, the quack-my-ass clause.
by Fearman September 10, 2007
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Ass-sphinkter says, What?

Phrase meant to lure an unexpecting companion into saying the phrase "What?". If this phrase is responded to with "What?", then that person is presumed to be an "ass-sphinkter" or ass-hole.
Alex: Hey Zach, Ass-sphinkter says, What?
Zach: What?
Alex: Haha, exactly.
by Kylenasty March 9, 2007
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punk-ass son of a bitch

Somebody who really pisses you off, bitches constantly, and is also a prick.
1: Wow, that person never shuts up about his car.
2: Yeah, that guy is one punk-ass son of a bitch.
by Phoenix0083 August 6, 2007
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The Silent Ass Gas Stare

When you silently pass gas and look over to the person next to you as if they did it
person 1~ OH MY GOD WHO STUNK UP THAT EVELAVATOR WE WHERE IN??

person 2~ I have no idea but it couldnt of been that one guy he was giving the silent ass gas stare
by Cookiemonster0003 October 7, 2009
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Amazon Steam Shack (ASS)

The fragrance after someone takes a hot shower then drops a really stinky poo, in which you go in the bathroom and it is humid and smells BAD.
AW, my roommate turned the bathroom into an Amazon steam shack!
Amazon Steam Shack (ASS)
by rockthejackwagon.com March 7, 2011
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Sucks to your ass-mar

Used to tell someone that the situation that they are in is crappy, or sucks.

Taken from the book LOTF.(Lord of the Flies)
Guy1: Dude, I just stepped in dog crap with my new Jordan's!

Guy2: HA! Sucks to your ASS-MAR bro! AHAHAHA!
by Blud Shed January 2, 2009
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bitch-ass motha fucka

A stupid, stupid word, used to describe an annoying kid, that narks on other people.

Bitch-ass Motha Fucka's can be found in playgrounds and classrooms, throughout the world.
Man, this little Bitch-ass Motha Fucka narked on me at school today!
by will December 15, 2003
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