Check out mandems MPG

To take anyone's mind off a bad situation with a cars bad fuel economy

Anton:
She's left me after 15 years

Jack:
Don't worry, check out mandems MPG.

Anton:
Fuuuuuck, I thought my problems were bad.

by Mandem M October 3, 2023

Make out day

Make our day occurs on January 22nd on this day go out and make out (not just a peck) with whoever you want!!

Charli: I just made out with Chase

Annie: why?
Charli: Because it’s make out day

Annie: ohh yeah

by Princessss.123 January 18, 2020

Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy

when you run over a homeless man and he's still alive

"Fred Kill the fuck out of that Homeless Guy" "ok i guess were gonna be criminals today"

by kill me pls bro now ill murder May 14, 2022

bang bang out

What kaci says “bang bang out”

That fight was sick it’s was just like “bang bang out”

by Bang bang out February 4, 2018

Heats out, meats out

When it's too hot in your room and you can't get comfortable so you just take all your shit off.

Heats out, meats out: When you're too damn hot in your room so you just take your damn clothes off.

Hey bro why the fuck are your clothes on the floor?

Oh you know man, heats out meats out.

by SourSweetYeet July 1, 2018

Call out sick

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.

Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

spicy fake-out

Being so savagely tricked that you can't believe what just happened. (i.e. A teacher telling you don't need to worry about an exam and then giving you the most difficult test you've ever taken)

Guy #1 - Nancy asked for my number. I I thought we were going to go out, but she just pinned it in the girl's bathroom with a "Text me for period advice" sign.
Guy #2 - Damn bro, spicy fake-out

by @MissTake September 21, 2020