jerkin turkin

Good olddddddddddd Masturbation. Just a funnier way to say it.

Ever heard of a Jerkin Turkin?

by The Dream God April 4, 2023

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Zachary Turner

Devilishly handsome, excellent manners, can be kinda a hot head if provoked, loves everyone, enjoys making people laugh, owns his true love Sarah as she owns him beautiful couple super funny together. He enjoys going on adventures likes to shoot hoops shoot shit period really enjoys archery all around fun interesting individual

Look at how Zachary Turner looks at Sarah like no one else except her exists he sees her and just lights up

by KRAZYWORLD April 7, 2023

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Mississippi Turnover

Throwing up on a pregnant women’s vagina

Cody went down on a pregnant lady and gave her a Mississippi turnover instead

by Grizzily92f150@gmail.com April 15, 2023

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The turkey pull

An act to try and get a natural bum wax simply by hand plucking one’s bum hair out

Person 1:Did u see Sarah’s ass bush last week?
Person 2:That’s old news she had the turkey pull.

by Masticspastic April 22, 2023

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Left-turnist

Usually a male in his 40’s, that enjoys small penis humiliation while masterbating to the women on the view while driving, and then making a left U-Turn from the right lane and totaling their vehicle, and not accept responsibility.

Captain Chris is such a left-turnist he can’t go within a 1000 feet of the bumper cars ride at the fair. The children that died in the pileup were the lucky ones. The onlookers were the real victims. You can never unsee a left—turnist in action.

by Rabid Rebel April 26, 2023

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