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Shit-year-old

A Shit-year-old is the term for a grown peron who behaves like a child, in a paticularly shitty way. The sort of person who refuses to belive cartoon characters aren't real, claiming that they "exist somewhere".
"Jesus, Guy showed up in his Goku costume, tail and everything! He's such a shit-year-old!"
by Tatianapianist December 9, 2008
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racehorse shits

When after holding in your shits too long, you wind up shitting your pants on the way to the bathroom much like a racehorse shits while running its track.
I got stuck in a conversation with Cindy at the party for so long, that when I ran to the bathroom I got the racehorse shits. She didn't call me back later.
by Siniscarr May 8, 2016
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The Hut Shit

It’s when someone takes a shit behind someone’s hut and thinks he’s such hot shit that he blames it on someone else, then volunteers to clean it up to make them look like hot shit again
Brent was definitely the one who did The Hut Shit cause he tried to blame Tim then act like hot shit by cleaning it up.
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN January 4, 2024
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Shit & Shorts

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
by anonymous April 5, 2023
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Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.
“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit”
by Grand Wizard Cock June 3, 2018
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Shitting your boots

A combination of the phrases "quaking in your boots" and "shitting your pants". Caused by extreme fear that causes you to shit diarrhea that slides down your pant legs and into your boots.
That roller coaster is so scary, it will definitely have you shitting your boots.
by mr.aaaahmann May 26, 2023
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shit

Shit is used as an cuss word but also it can mean poop.
EWW you’re shit smells like meldo bro wtf
by 💉🐁🩸ratblood February 28, 2022
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