Blue Whales are the moast streamline animal in the water (this is a scientificly proven fact). Despite there size the ridges along there sides offer maximum efficiency and there fore make them extre streamline they can cruse at speeds of 30kmh and have been recorded to travel 50kmh
Person 1 "Hey did you know what the moast streamline animal in the sea."
Person 2 "what."
Person 1 "the blue whale"
Person 2 "No way that's amazing."
Person 2 "what."
Person 1 "the blue whale"
Person 2 "No way that's amazing."
by Professor Goodwin August 26, 2021

Whaling is a game where a couple of friends go out on the town and try to hook-up with larger women. When they spot a larger woman they all yell "Thar she blows!" The last guy to yell the phrase, had to then try to hook up with the woman.
by ManOnFire3223 February 16, 2024

by ppwacker July 20, 2021

Hey wait aren’t whales like.. really different from fish? I mean, they’re both aquatic animals but there’s gotta be SOME differences between them.
by Zn30 July 16, 2024

A girl (or guy) who uses pictures on their Social Network account that hide how fucking huge they are to trick unsuspecting victims. Done by using clever lighting and angles with the camera.
Guy 1: Did you meet up with that girl from Facebook the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.
by northwestlad November 25, 2015

by Kc crazy one January 22, 2025
