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level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

Person 1: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 2: kys ni

by kisuuuuuu December 23, 2023

toilet scrubbing

having anal intercourse (fucking someone in the ass) with ribbed condom.

"Jee, I just can't sit right after that hardcore toilet scrubbing last night."

by rae VAN March 24, 2008

toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

toilet troll

a guy (typically of indian descent) who dwells in the toilet of a nightclub, offering trinkets to the weary traveler.

last time I went to the toilet in that club, the toilet troll tried to flog me a spray of aftershave for five quid

by the_toilet_dweller_123 February 19, 2024

Skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is a stupid fucking idiotic cringe shitty retarded show that’s on YouTube shorts. It’s so fucking bad that I want to rip my eyes open and throw them into a deep fryer. This shitty “series” of cringe fucking videos about people’s heads in fucking toilets is so god fucking stupid and all who watch it should GO TO FUCKING HELL AND TELL SATAN TO BURN THEIR BALLS OFF. I hate parental controls a ton… BUT IF UR KID HAS A FUCKING SKIBIDI TOILET ADDICTION THEN DELETE YT PREMIUM IF U HAVE IT, TURN ON PARENTAL CONTROLS AND KEEP 52 BODY GUARDS NEXT TO UR CHILDREN WHEN HES WATCHING TV, ALL HAVING DUAL LOADED GRENADE LAUNCHERS. DO IT AND DO IT NOW.

Me: hey kid, what u watching??

Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: OMG HAVE U HEARD???? ITS SKIBIDI TOILET :D SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!!

Me: *pulls out a fucking fully charged railgun*

Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: wait what are u doi-?

Me: *shoots that dumb muthafucka*

God: I’ll forgive u for that one

by TheGuyThatFuckingHatesGenAlpha March 19, 2025

Toilet bowl

When you get that thick ass rim job from lil shawty in town.

“Hey shawty, fancy a good toilet bowl?”

by Slapacrombe April 21, 2018

Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.

"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"

by Curioxity December 22, 2021