Urban Dictionary

A website that should not be confused with an actual dictionary.

Person 1: I'm going to go on Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: Why don't you buy an actual dictionary, you fucking retard.

by TheMaxHater August 24, 2017

urban dictionary

A dictionary that makes a sex act out of every word.

John: Dude, Urban Dictionary says that a teabag is when you...

David: Yeah, I know, but to most people a teabag is what holds grounded tea leaves, and if my future kid asks you, that's what you're telling them, ok?!

by Dodgs June 8, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A random website that I go to when I get bored.

Girl A: I'm so bored.
Girl B: Just go to the Urban Dictionary.
Girl A: What is that?
Girl B: A useless website that gives you definitions of random words that are completely inaccurate.
Girl A: Oh well...sounds interesting enough.

by WiserOwl April 11, 2017

Urban Dictionary

This website

Welcome to Urban Dictionary

by Supreme Leader of Fucking June 4, 2019

urban wasteland

Where words rejected by Urban Dictionary are banished to.

The staff didn't like my word putzpot and sent it to the urban wasteland.

by tirtle January 13, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...

Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.

by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011

Urban Fog

What happens when you are sent an Urban Dictionary definition and it leads you to the site where you find more interesting definitions and eventually sink into pages and pages of the fun, yet time consuming fog.

Oh, Man, I just blew my coffee break in my cubicle lookin' at UD pages. It was a total Urban Fog!"

by Schoeswife January 6, 2010