bent tea turtle

a sex position where a man inserts his testicles into his woman partner's mouth while she lies down on her back and the male sticks his penis in between her breasts in a repetative motion.

a did a bent tea turtle on my girlfriend last night.

bent tea turtle by the mash January 8, 2009

purple turtle 

When you have to go to take a shit so badly that you choke the turtle on its way out - making it purple.

John: Code brown.
Sally: Do you really have to go that bad?
John: Damn right, I've got a purple turtle.

purple turtle by JandN August 28, 2009

Texas Snapping Turtle 

Plain and simply a vagina

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt

Texas Snapping Turtle by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 15, 2005

awkward turtle 

a motion with the hands done during an awkward moment.

you put one hand on top of the other, palms down, and move your thumbs in a circular motion

Will you marry me?

what??? NO!

awkward turtle...

awkward turtle by hellomoto1234321 October 26, 2008

thristy turtle 

IN the action of recieving oral sex. It is when instead of ejaculating the male urinates in the females mouth.

Bo-You are giving a great blow job
Tilla-Thanks cum for me
Bo-I did-hehe
Tilla-Is that piss
Bo-Indeed it is the Thristy Turtle
Tilla-*PUKE*

thristy turtle by Alabaster Blowjob November 6, 2007

lactating turtle 

an insult used to describe some one as either

#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.

#2 fat man who wont get laid.

#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.

#4 fagot

or

#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think

"hey bob"

"fuck you, you lactating turtle"

lactating turtle by dairon December 18, 2008

sea turtle mouth 

In the popular YouTube show Good Mythical Morning Rhett and Link use the wheel of mythicality they land on a "do not google this" card if you look it up you will see many spike like teeth in the mouth of a leatherback turtle

Random guy:hey don't look up sea turtle mouth

Guy: ok I Won't

A few minutes later

Guy: ok let see what he was talking about

sea turtle mouth by Blaster80 February 3, 2018