drive like a dan

the act of driving like a fucktard. Usually involves crashing into lamp posts outside of Green Hope, clapping to songs while taking turns, and looking ugly; any who sucks terrible balls at driving a v8 lincoln

Hey alex, weren't you in the car with dan? yeah he hit that pole. he drives like a dan. Dude don't drive like a dan.

by mattpoopyhead March 30, 2009

faded like skinnys

When you're really high

Guy #1: "Dude are you high?"
Guy #2: "Yea, I'm faded like skinnys"

by FadedLikeSkinnysPete June 23, 2016

Shit like a king

When you excrete a higher than normal amount of feces due to eating rich and huge portions of food like that of a king could afford.

Me: Ohh, I ate 5 course meals in one sitting last night, I filled up my porcelain chair this morning!
Friend: Damn, you must've shit like a king!
Me: Yea now my toilet doesn't work.

by mitch_southpaw December 27, 2018

Living Like Larry

when you are living your best life. You are living large.

"I guess you could say, I'm living like Larry"

by ElliottBurmaster May 7, 2019

Horse like cock

Someone who’s cock resembles a horses and is able to trip over it if not contained and looked after properly

Amelia Thomson has a horse like cock

by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020

Squat Like Khalif

To sit and wait for someone

As Robyn Crawford mention on the Wendy Williams show; her and Whitney Houston was going down to the studio and “Squat Like Khalif” for Wendy Williams when she came out and confront her about all of negative comments about them on her radio show.

by MQGYVER November 13, 2019

rope like okra

Okra has longitudinal lines on the fruit. Old school way to say they’re gonna whip you and leave strap marks like the lines that are on Okra. It’s a funny way to let MFers know that you mean business.

If You keep Fucking with me I’m going to whip your ass until it rope like okra.

by SauceDaddy3000 January 26, 2023